[DC]

You mean PM'ing them with bulls**t. I think Jono banned one kindly dubbed as "Douggie" for PM'ing various people with the same message (including myself). With a link to a petition asking Scott Mills to release the "your call" beds and various jingles from his show. Also it was done with Jono's email address and in his name when it clearly wasn't him. This guy by the looks of it looked like a loon. That was reason enough for me.

[MC]

Oliver, how old are you do you mind me asking?

[oliver]

24 on may 1st

bet 20 of you can insult me for that ey?

[fish heads]

bet 20 of you can insult me for that ey?

What odds are you giving?

[oliver]

5/1

[fish heads]

Ok I'll bet a tenner that 20 people will insult you then.

I'll go first.

You are an idiot because you are 24 on May 1st

[Console]

Yeah, May the first, hah, May the fourth is so the way to go.

[MC]

24 on may 1st

Funny that cos I typed your email into MySpace and it says your 21.

Ha. Me thinks you're a fraud.

[oliver]

i dont have a myspace

[MK Chris]

i teach about geography not english and i havent a clue what the different to's are.

You still need a basic grasp of English to teach any subject, surely. Not knowing the difference between 'to' and 'too' (and possibly 'two', I wouldn't put it past you) is a severe hindrance to teach any subject because in all probability you will confuse the kids; they will get conflicting information between you and the other (intelligent) teachers.

[oliver]

i only got a B in english degree leave me alone!

[Lucie]

exactly topher.

Oliver you are not a teacher and you are annoying me with the fact that you haven't gone "haha had you fooled, I was just messing" or something.

If you do it now there will be no hard feelings. However, if you continue to bullsh*t us with your whole "i aint a english teacher i dunno bout that i dont want to use punctuation but I AM A TEACHER" I will continue to be very annoyed. AND WE DON'T WANT THAT, DO WE?

[Eddie]

i only got a B in english degree leave me alone!

How's that possible?

And Topher, what you said is totally on the button. You also have to pass an English, Maths and Science test to teach any subject to any age group. They are government set tests that all teachers must complete to get their qualification during their time at teacher training college. The English test is 99% related to getting tenses right, putting apostrophes in the right places, spelling correctly and generally it makes sure you have a very sound gip on English grammar and the English language.

However, that said, I don't write things in this forum as well as I would when I was teaching so we have to give Oliver some benfit of the doubt but admiting you don't know the difference between to, too and two is quite scary. Next he'll be telling us he doesn't know the difference between there, their and They're of your and you're.

[fish heads]

i only got a B in english degree leave me alone!

You can't get a B at degree level you twonk

[Eddie]

An absolutely amazing point - Can't believe I didn't notice that!

He has been found out!

[Jono]

You've been busted

[fish heads]

Yes, everyone knows that you get a mark out of 10 for a degree

[Fathomer]

You also have to pass an English, Maths and Science test to teach any subject to any age group.

Im surprised you need to have passed a science test to teach, say, Art. English and Maths does make sense though.
Are there any advantages to teaching in the private sector, that you know of? Do you get better pay in that case?

[Fathomer]

So Oliver ISNT a married Geography Teacher?!

[Eddie]

You also have to pass an English, Maths and Science test to teach any subject to any age group.

Im surprised you need to have passed a science test to teach, say, Art. English and Maths does make sense though.
Are there any advantages to teaching in the private sector, that you know of? Do you get better pay in that case?

You do get better pay for teaching at private schools but then I worked at a private school during my training and it was horrible.

I made a mistake above. You don't need to pass a science test, it's ICT (Or IT as it used to be known). You need to pass English, Maths and ICT.

[Lucie]

I made a mistake above. You don't need to pass a science test, it's ICT (Or IT as it used to be known). You need to pass English, Maths and ICT.

FRAUD

[Sidders]

You need to pass English, Maths and ICT.

I wish the teachers at our school had all passed ICT tests, it would make my job so much easier.

[MK Chris]

Surely you wouldn't be in a job if that were the case?

[oliver]

im a geography student on location ok? its a nicer title teacher!
I am earning money but im married and i can prove it, il upload some pictures it i must?

I didnt know that about degrees

give me a break

[fish heads]

My bulls*t-o-meter just blew up. Anyone can post pictures.

Did you know I am actually bumbling MP Boris Johnson? LOOK - HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME!!!!!!!!