[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you can have a life off me if you want. theres not many of that team i would let in my car.

[Quincy]

how many lives do you have spare?

personally i would let chadwick in my car, if i had one

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i have 14 lifes now. Nick Chadwick.

[Quincy]

ARSENAL GAME TACTICS

This is what we need to do in the game against arsenals on wednesday.



ok now instead of the silly scummer rory delap we will have gaspode who will try and sit on bergkamp. if he doesnt start which he probably wont then all players should try and sit on kolo toure. ignore henry its too obvious to mark him, thats what they expect you to do.

always play the ball along the floor except goal kicks and corners and possibly long balls. i expect sidla to be the main tackler in this game. he is good. topher i want some goals. you should be able to score because the highnury pitch is famous for having a low ceiling, so you can blast the ball off of the roof of the stadium past lehman who will bury himself in confusion.

[Console]

Tomorrow I'll whip up a program to help us visualize our victory over the gunners. That should give us the edge we need.

[Quincy]

good. we only need one more edge to complete our team cube.

[fish heads]

I have just bought this month's "Edge" magazine - is that any use?

[Quincy]

fantastic. send it to me and i will sellotape it on and our team cube will be complete.

[Sidders]

I will pretend to support Arsenal, then defect in the second half just when they think I'm on their side. Mwhahahahhahahahahahaaaa.

[MK Chris]

They won't pass to you anyway so it won't matter.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

always play the ball along the floor except goal kicks and corners and possibly long balls.

this may cause a problem at throw ins.

[Quincy]

in our style of play we wont bother with throw ins.

and we missed out on the signing of dixkson ethuhu annoyingly he chose norwich over us. booo

[Adam]

im not happy - you aren't paying me enough to sit on the subs bench.

[Quincy]

im thinking of bringing you on at half time tomorrow to neutralise the threat of pascal cygan

[MC]

you can be a cheerleader instead then Adam.

Everyone needs to be at training tomorrow by the way - we need to perfect our set piece routines..

[Adam]

im thinking of bringing you on at half time tomorrow to neutralise the threat of pascal cygan

excellent.

[Sidders]

I will be practicing my tackle on you at training tomorrow Adam.





I can't believe I've stooped this low.

[Quincy]

we dont want none of that thank you sidla, keep your private lives together off of the training pitch.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i fear i may be subject of a transfer bid in the january transfer window from the wigan pie stall.

[Console]

I've finished the program to help us 'visualise' our victory tomorrow, take a look at this and feel inspired:-

http://vimagination.zapto.org/cmfc.html

[Sidders]

I like.

[Quincy]

good formula there console, watch out for ferguson trying to steal those tactics.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

and this was the point where it crossed the line.

[Mafro]

mafro is right-back quarter, but he just runs around and then goes off to recieve medical attention for his hair. to be fair he does play with a dissadvantage (scottish).

Argh!!! I'm only half-Scottish!!!

[Quincy]

which half?