[Uberlegend Jho]

"Coming up on Living, two fat freaks watch the undead fight themselves in a brawl. That's Oprah and Rikki, coming up in an hour. Now Yvette gets the Bejeezus frightened out of her, by Derek Acorah, the man who Clinton Baptiste says nicked all his material!"

[BuddyBoy]

Gees!....

Jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them, but just for all you thickos out there, and as this joke doesn't seem to be funny to any of you lot anyway...

What was that famous line from the wee boy in Sixth Sense? Yes, that's right: "I see dead people". There were Icy dead people in Titanic... Get it?... Oh, I give up!

[BuddyBoy]

Well done Sidla, for being the only person to understand that 'joke'.

Oh and, by the way, wonderdog (or whatever your name is), yes, that's right, grown up girls are women. Give that boy another gold star! I'm obviously more familiar with them than you are (...women, that is, not... gold stars)!

[BuddyBoy]

By the way folks, I'm still quite new to this site. How do I put a quote with the name in front of it? Whenever I put up a quote, it just says 'quote' in front of it!

Cheers!

I gotta go now, very busy lifestyle and all that. I'll try to check my messages within the next few days.

Byeeeeeee!

[Lew]

triple post.

WINNER

[Quincy]

you win a bandanna

[Uberlegend Jho]

I'd like an apple

[Console]

How do I put a quote with the name in front of it?

Well, there's either this faq: -

http://chrismoyles.co.uk/phpBB2/faq.php?mode=bbcode#4

or the quote button in the top right corner of everyone's posts.

[Uberlegend Jho]

Or learn to use the board....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Oh and, by the way, wonderdog (or whatever your name is), yes, that's right, grown up girls are women. Give that boy another gold star! I'm obviously more familiar with them than you are (...women, that is, not... gold stars)!

i feel firmly put in my place now. can i please have a grown up girl?

[Uberlegend Jho]

BattyBoy....Gaspode knows where you live. He ith da omnipresent.

[MK Chris]

Gees!....

Jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them, but just for all you thickos out there, and as this joke doesn't seem to be funny to any of you lot anyway...

What was that famous line from the wee boy in Sixth Sense? Yes, that's right: "I see dead people". There were Icy dead people in Titanic... Get it?... Oh, I give up!

We get it. It's just not funny.

[Fathomer]

Derek is on Richird and Judy today.

I know you will be watching

[Uberlegend Jho]

Damn it.... sorry Sam!