[FLAME]

It's time for me to join the underbelly of British society and become self-employed.

Yes folks, just like all the other self respecting, self-employed people, I will be dodging the taxman and declaring pittance…

Do you really think Mr Longman declares all his coronation chicken butties to the taxman whilst driving his flash motor! Exactly.

How many times do you see a Chinese takeaway with a big Merc on the forecourt. And all for a bag of rice! (point taken)

So with VR coming my way, its time to move up the social ladder and get off the lemmings way of life.

I just wish I had the same advertising power that Longman has with Moyles promoting his business every other day. Surely that’s against the BBC rules!

It's just not cricket.

[fish heads]

Most of the takeaways round where I live have flash cars because they are also involved in drug dealing (allegidly I must add)

[Chris]

But then I was in my local Chinese takeaway the other week, and the guy serving wouldn't stop going on about how my car which he saw me drive up in was the car of his dreams ..

[Adam]

What car do you have ?

[Chris]

An expensive one.

[Sidders]

You shouldn't be so modest Chris.

[FLAME]

I take it he's self employed then?

[Chris]

You shouldn't be so modest Chris.

I was being, it was very expensive.

[gav2005]

what car does long man drive any way :s

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

But then I was in my local Chinese takeaway the other week, and the guy serving wouldn't stop going on about how my car which he saw me drive up in was the car of his dreams ..

I want a Robin Reliant too...

[Sidders]

Why has he got away with that avatar for so long????

[fish heads]

Yeah. Chris should change his avatar every once in a while

[kendra k]

how did we go from chris' car to his avatar?

i can't wait till i get a car. i'm hell on wheels! but i need to get into library school first.

[Minnie the Minx]

Its the Big Issue sellers round here that have the expensive cars. I really did see one pack his stuff away and drive home in a Mercs.

[Lucie]

awwww we still have ours in the garage

[Uglybob]

can i reiterate i hate gypos

[Lucie]

[trickymahonia]

Can I just say how dull I find Longman, he adds nothing, and the moment he comes on I turn the show off. I couldn't give a monkeys about him.

Why doesn't Chris put his cleaner on or his driver just to fill time.

[David]

I thought the chat with longman the other day about the great north run was hilarious.

[MK Chris]

I've still never heard a Longman link. He can't get up before 8.

[DC]

awwww we still have ours in the garage

Pimpin'

[Betti911]

That toy actually looks like my ford ka.

[Quincy]

the toy car probably has better build quality and is more comfortable

[Betti911]

Yup I'd prob agree

Can't till I can afford my 4 by 4.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Can I just say how dull I find Longman, he adds nothing, and the moment he comes on I turn the show off. I couldn't give a monkeys about him.

Why doesn't Chris put his cleaner on or his driver just to fill time.

hes usually pretty funny and hes rarely on for long.