[Lucie]

"Take your foot away from my nose"

[Minnie the Minx]

"OMG"

"I can't wait til Thursday"

and

"Fhucker" as I catch my ear and it hurts

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you actually say the letters OMG?

Im disappointed in you.

[Minnie the Minx]

Hahaha no, that would be as sad as actually saying LOL instead of laughing.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

for f*cks sake

[Andy Bkr]

Hahaha no, that would be as sad as actually saying LOL instead of laughing.

do people actually do that?

[fish heads]

I know someone who did that when I was at school. Needless to say he was an annoying tosspot (despite the description it wasn't me)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you always seem quite anonymous to me mr fish heads.

say something offensive it will make you feel better.

[Morals]

Todays phrase: "So I'll expect my P45 by the end of the day then...?"

[Walter Sobchak]

Minnie the Minx wrote:

Hahaha no, that would be as sad as actually saying LOL instead of laughing.

Andy Bkr wrote:

do people actually do that?

Ages ago, whilst in a chatroom, we all decided to actually do this for real, to see the reactions we got from other people in the house/at work, You should try it, Laughing Out Loud, quite randomly isn't quite as bad as Rolling On Floor Laughing, don't think anyone actually tried PMSL!!!

[MK Chris]

Havn't we all. I was told today that it would be hard to find a job in IT without any previous job experience. How the f*ck are you supposed to get experience in the first place?

You have a PC, use it to do bits and pieces and show you can actually use a computer. I'm in the IT department at work and my CV basically said bits about what I do in my spare time, which in my case is the table tennis league web site - but with computers it's easy to get experience, even if it's not commercial.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i am getting training on how to update a major website soon.

go me.

[Ickle Angel]

I used to have a book on Microsoft Frontpage but when i went to use it i thought it was rubbish and so havent used it since.

[Ickle Angel]

My prase for today- What the hell have i put in this bag

[Ickle Angel]

Phrase even. The typing is even worse than normal today

[Quincy]

if you could choose 3 of your posts to sum yourself up what would they be....

[Ickle Angel]

Those 3 cos they show how dippy i am

[Sidders]

You have a PC, use it to do bits and pieces and show you can actually use a computer. I'm in the IT department at work and my CV basically said bits about what I do in my spare time, which in my case is the table tennis league web site - but with computers it's easy to get experience, even if it's not commercial.

I have plenty of experience though, just not in a workplace. It's references they need.

[Quincy]

Those 3 cos they show how dippy i am

yes that was the point of my question!!!

[MK Chris]

You have a PC, use it to do bits and pieces and show you can actually use a computer. I'm in the IT department at work and my CV basically said bits about what I do in my spare time, which in my case is the table tennis league web site - but with computers it's easy to get experience, even if it's not commercial.

I have plenty of experience though, just not in a workplace. It's references they need.

Do you know someone who is quite high up in a company or has a respectable job who would be able to write you a reference? How about uni people?

[DemonHorse]

I used to have a book on Microsoft Frontpage but when i went to use it i thought it was rubbish and so havent used it since.

Frontpage is okay if you just want quick results, but for more complicated stuff its a bit crap. I make stuff like tables quickly with FP and thats about it, then I go tinker with the HTML meself...

[MK Chris]

Front Page is crap, it adds sh*tloads of unnecessary code. The best thing you can do is download a proper text editor like PSPad ( http://www.pspad.com ) and code it yourself. Or if you need a more dynamically, code it in Perl (still with PSPad.)

[Eddie]

I used to have a book on Microsoft Frontpage but when i went to use it i thought it was rubbish and so havent used it since.

Frontpage is okay if you just want quick results, but for more complicated stuff its a bit crap. I make stuff like tables quickly with FP and thats about it, then I go tinker with the HTML meself...

judging by your website, you don't tinkert very well. It has all the design flare of a 2 year old. Sorry.

[DemonHorse]

Yeah I shouldda phrased that USED to... as in when I had time to do updates....

[DemonHorse]

Dammit why are people being so picky on everything I say lately? I got enough people on my back for little or no reason off the board, I don't need it here too. I know I've overreacted at times but it's no wonder that thats happened when people are on my back 24/7 [/rant]

I also need to learn stuff like using Flash and Photoshop to full effect, I don't claim to be professional by any means, I am still learning all this stuff. So yes, the tinkering isn't much.