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- Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:58 am
#159470
A step by step guide to giving something back to the board via the medium of discussable (is that a word?) topics by Gaspode The "method to this madness" Wonder Dog.
"Hello and welcome to lecture one in a series of one that I am hoping to transfer on to BBC and be shown over Christmas and the New Year like them wacky ones where they p*ss about with dry ice. Anyway this first (and last unless a commissioning editor is about? don't say I didn't give you opportunities...) of my handy B*WITCHED WERE THE GREATEST cut out and keep guide to creating topics. By the way if you wish to cut out and keep this you will have to print it out first and then why bother cutting it anyway eh? Just a disclaimer in case Sidders sues when he gets an electric shock sticking his scissors through the screen. Anyway as most won't read this as they have an attention span of 5 seconds (I have put a subliminal message in just in case) the rest will take the form of bullet points. Without the bullets.
1. Stealing from other boards / ananova / popbitch / football365 is a longstanding tradition of Chrismoyles.net and if you get away with it all the better. (see The Cornishman)
2. Don't be wacky when you first arrive eh? Settle in... get an idea of whats going on then slag off sidders and join the gang.
3. There is a world outside of student radio.
4. People with receding hairlines are inherently funny any pictures you post will automatically be elevated to genius status.
5. Being miserable is ok but after a while of answering every post seriously it does become tiresome.
6. Frank Spencer impressions are funny. Trust me.
7. Creating threads about important world events may result in opinions differing yours. Be prepared to accept not everyone else believes Po is female.
8. I'm struggling to get to ten now... lists are always fun... in fact questions in the form of a list used to be common but have sadly faded now.
9. If you are female I apologise but the board is full of desperate males. That said bob isn't about as much....
10. Everything that is said must be taken lightly. Yes everything. Yes even that. And that. Not the B*witched stuff though..... thats FACT.
"Hello and welcome to lecture one in a series of one that I am hoping to transfer on to BBC and be shown over Christmas and the New Year like them wacky ones where they p*ss about with dry ice. Anyway this first (and last unless a commissioning editor is about? don't say I didn't give you opportunities...) of my handy B*WITCHED WERE THE GREATEST cut out and keep guide to creating topics. By the way if you wish to cut out and keep this you will have to print it out first and then why bother cutting it anyway eh? Just a disclaimer in case Sidders sues when he gets an electric shock sticking his scissors through the screen. Anyway as most won't read this as they have an attention span of 5 seconds (I have put a subliminal message in just in case) the rest will take the form of bullet points. Without the bullets.
1. Stealing from other boards / ananova / popbitch / football365 is a longstanding tradition of Chrismoyles.net and if you get away with it all the better. (see The Cornishman)
2. Don't be wacky when you first arrive eh? Settle in... get an idea of whats going on then slag off sidders and join the gang.
3. There is a world outside of student radio.
4. People with receding hairlines are inherently funny any pictures you post will automatically be elevated to genius status.
5. Being miserable is ok but after a while of answering every post seriously it does become tiresome.
6. Frank Spencer impressions are funny. Trust me.
7. Creating threads about important world events may result in opinions differing yours. Be prepared to accept not everyone else believes Po is female.
8. I'm struggling to get to ten now... lists are always fun... in fact questions in the form of a list used to be common but have sadly faded now.
9. If you are female I apologise but the board is full of desperate males. That said bob isn't about as much....
10. Everything that is said must be taken lightly. Yes everything. Yes even that. And that. Not the B*witched stuff though..... thats FACT.
Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are
