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By a-moron
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*theflyingbadger turns and walks away, slightly melancholic music plays in the background. He stops. Looks wearily over his shoulder, sighs and bows his head, and then sets off into the distance.*

dimtimjim wrote:We've had a similar theme running in our house since November when 'er indoors eldest said she wanted a new BlackBerry for Christmas - hence repeated shouts of "PHONE" at the mildest sniff of being outa line..!


theflyingbadger wrote:My eldest put in his demands for a squirrel?!


*Shouts "Squirrel"*
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By Yudster
#488659
I think the group has disappointed Badger.

* him, who cares.
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By The Deadly
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Yudster wrote:I think the group has disappointed Badger.

* him, who cares.

I'd prefer to * him and care to be honest. I'd even give him a saucer of milk afterwards.
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By Yudster
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He's scottish. He'd rather have a deep fried mars bar and an Irn Bru. Call yourself caring.
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By dimtimjim
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Yudster wrote:He's scottish. He'd rather have a deep fried mars bar and an Irn Bru.


:lol:
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By Boboff
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The kids had a deep fried Mars Bar and chips for lunch when we went on a trip to Loch Lomond, and stopped off for lunch on the way, with Iron Bru ( The only drink that actually says on the packaging "kids drinking this will get ADHD for a bit)

They enjoyed it. I love to support a sterotype me.

I wish tim would put a decent picture as his Avatar, I can't, like most motorists, see the one he's using now.
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By Nicola_Red
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When Mr Red was working in Glasgow the other week he went to a curry house that had haggis pakora (on the recommendation of our own Munki Bhoy), but sadly didn't try one.
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By The Deadly
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If anyone is interested I'm selling my entire Jive Bunny vinyl collection on ebay. Ideal Christmas gift.
By boosh fan
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making gingerbread men is a big one of mine. definitely missing the christmas wrap from Dave and of course Dominick The Donkey
By R94N
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boboff wrote:I wish tim would put a decent picture as his Avatar, I can't, like most motorists, see the one he's using now.


I thought that was why most of them ride with the headlight on all the time...a Parcel Force-esque reflective jacket can't do much for the street cred. And I know how much street cred means to DTJ.
By Tunster
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*has actually bothered to look at the first post*

Done most of my Christmas activities 2 weeks in! Been to Bath to do some Christmas shopping, 2 Christmas parties, 1 office Christmas party on Friday (5am finish after going to some weird pub playing house music) and on my own in the flat now sorting stuff out before I go home for 2 weeks and no work!

And pigs in blankets are best Christmas food hands down. * the ducking turkey.
By christmasjames
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Santa confided in me yest erday and I now know who is on the ni ce list and who is on the nau ghty list. If users of th is website post here, I can tell you whe ther you are on the na ughty or nice list.
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By The Deadly
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christmasjames wrote:Santa confided in me yest erday and I now know who is on the ni ce list and who is on the nau ghty list. If users of th is website post here, I can tell you whe ther you are on the na ughty or nice list.

I hear Bruno Brookes is in panto this year. Is that true?
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By neilt0
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By Tunster
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christmasjames wrote:Yes it is tr ue. Bruno Brookes is pla ying the role of the cat from Dick Whitting ton.

James is spa cing out qu ite a lot as wel l.
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By a-moron
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Neil!!!
That is brilliant. Thank you x100.

James Blunt, wee Ed ginger nuts, plain white t-shits suck balls compared to that fella.

*buggers off to figure out how to download that as a ringtone for when the missus phones me*
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By yummytummy
#488783
I of course am on the nice list *wonderful brillant me * hehe
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