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By Yudster
#376569
I don't.
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By MK Chris
#376648
Can't you knock on the door and ask them to move?
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By Zoot
#376652
I seem to have conjoured up a feud between me and a sign manufactures in Wales. I'm not sure what I did but they seem to want to plant everything on to me.

I'm winning so far though...
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By Zoot
#376656
charlalottie wrote: However my Dad has just overheated so god knows when he's coming home for dinner.


^^^ Thats what I first read...
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By Yudster
#376660
Me too!
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By Andy B
#376907
Morale of the story: all that glitters is not gold.

My missus just cut herself a nice wedge of cheese to munch on. After refusing to give me any I thought I'd go and get my own so cut off the biggest lump I could. I proudly marched into the lounge and stuffed as much of it in my mouth as I could being the childish person I am. It took me all of 2 seconds to figure out that the hard yellow oblong I cut a wedge from was not cheese but rather butter.

Actually the moral could equally be look before you leap.
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By Yudster
#376908
Actually, All That's Yellow Is Not Cheese would fit best.
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By Andy B
#376921
Still trying to get the taste out of my gob even now. Yuuuurgh!
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By MK Chris
#376927
Have you tried eating cheese?
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By Yudster
#376931
Yudster wrote:....... All That's Yellow Is Not Cheese .......

I want that on a t-shirt dammit.
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By Yudster
#376949
With that on the back.
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By Yudster
#376968
Are we entering the Cheese Pun minefield? I'll tread Caerphilly.
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By Andy B
#376983
My god it's like we've become lost in the dairylea triangle.
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