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By Yudster
#409239
Its also strong enugh to make me drunk very quickly, so * off before I smash yer face in.
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By Yudster
#409241
foot-loose wrote:Yuds is a lightweight.

Never said otherwise.

foot-loose wrote:Secondly, she is a violent drunk.

You wanna make summink of it yer * up Weegie poof?
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By Yudster
#409244
Gerroff you * scots pansy before I bite yer baws off
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By Yudster
#409246
Ah feck off ya - oh forget it, i'm chilled and happy - come here and gimme a hug ya great big teddy bear of a man you..........
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By MK Chris
#409274
Cat is crying at Eastenders.



























*cops a feel*
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By dimtimjim
#409284
I've got into work this morning as usual, and all the network drives are down meaning I canny do any work! Thank * the tinterweb is still working or i'd be well bored...!

(Un)fortunately SHIT (our fond name for - SHeffield IT) are not in yet....
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By Yudster
#409291
charlalottie wrote:I've done a third of the essay from hell and I'm 7 squares from finishing sewing the patches together on my quilt.

Oooh, I didn't realise you were still quilting. I love the idea of doing something like that. When its done, can we see a picture?
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By dimtimjim
#409296
catherine wrote:Scan today, scan today. Does it have a willy or a moomoo? Will we find out? Find out next time!


moomoo?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I've heard it called some things, but not that one before!!

My daughter has a lu-lu....! Odd how we all arrive at these silly names!
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By Zoot
#409297
catherine wrote:Scan today, scan today. Does it have a willy or a moomoo? Will we find out? Find out next time!



*Cops a feel*
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By Munki Bhoy
#409303
Zoot wrote:
boboff wrote:Girls= lala


Wow, that explains the Teletubbies so much better!


Tinky-Winky sounds like a name for a penis too. That programme gets creepier ever time...
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By Yudster
#409305
I don't remember ever having a name for my daughter's bits. Either I'm an incredibly bad mum and we never mentioned it, or we were both comfortable with "vagina". Boys bits are always "willy" though.
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