[pjordan2000]

Snow!

[Bonanzoid]

Finally putting pictures of my students from Guadeloupe on Facebook. So many people have been bugging me for it, now they can stop! Result!

[Andy B]

To echo PJordan's comments.

SNOW!

Oh bugger it's just stopped.

[Yudster]

What does "80 points" mean? I think I understand the A, B, C etc system, but points sounds confusing.....I need to know, Miss Yudster is going to be getting her uni applications in sometime this spring, I need to know the language!

[MK Chris]

I got an offer from Bath Spa! Except it's impossible to reach as it's asking for 80 points in Sociology and I can only get 60 at most.

I misread that word, for a moment I thought you had to be a Scientologist of a particular rank or higher to work there.

[MK Chris]

This is making me smile - about bloody time too. Does anyone except people who are morris dancers think that morris dancing is anything other than a national embarrassment?

[Bonanzoid]

Ah, one of England's few cultural signatures. Where would you be without it?

[Munki Bhoy]

At least our national dancing is fun and entertaining. You can't beat Strip the Willow being performed by a bunch of drunkards at a wedding.

[Bonanzoid]

Yeah you can, Hooligan's Jig performed by a bunch of drunkards at a wedding.

[Munki Bhoy]

Touché Bonanzoid!

[Munki Bhoy]

I cropped the picture. The full picture has the whole horse with the guy on his back and a traffic cone on the guy's head. It's a well known Glasgow landmark. The boat is the Waverley paddle steamer incidentally, and the Finneston crane is behind my ear.

[Bonanzoid]

I was in EK just the other week and honestly I felt more out of place there than I did in the Caribbean. It was weird. That place is a hole though. My parents used to live there for more than 20 years and even they say they can't stand going back now.

[Munki Bhoy]

I always feel a little out of place unless I'm in Glasgow. Which is weird, since I only ever lived there the first three years of my life. For the majority of my life I lived in a dead end village about 20 miles from Glasgow which I now only go near to see my mum and sisters (I wish they'd visit me more instead of me going there). When I finally moved out I aimed for Glasgow and missed (ie. Paisley was cheaper to live in than Glasgow while still being close enough for it not to bother me too much). I doubt I'll ever actually live in Glasgow again - I like having a house and a drive way and no bloody landlords saying no to satellite dishes... and it's still too expensive.

Why the hell am I randomly spouting stuff about my life on here tonight?!

[SAV1OUR]

You sold your soul to us.

[Bonanzoid]

Maybe it's me Munki, maybe my calling is to be a psychiatrist!

To be fair, living in a flat in Glesgae town centre can't be cheap, and I'm guessing living out in Paisley is a bit cheaper. So long as you don't bump into Foots. I'm not sure exactly where you are in proximity to Glasgow you are, but I visited family in Stonehouse last week and it's still a massive shithole. At least Uplawmoore is a little better though. And as for EK, words can't even explain that mess.

[Munki Bhoy]

You sold your soul to us.

I had a soul? I thought it was trapped wind.

[Yudster]

I smiled when I realised that the last time I picked Lou up from college at just after four in the afternoon, just before Christmas, it was dark when I did it. And today the sun was still out. It was setting - quite spectacularly as well - but it was still out.

[S4B]

I have 18 days holiday to use by the end of April, that made me smile - no idea when I can use it though, there always seems to be so much to do and no staff to do it.

[S4B]

I have no budget to hire anyone honey or I would! Hard times at the minute.

[tom greeni]

Science GSCE revision class, got an A* in mock science exams - good times

[SAV1OUR]

I like this, I misunderestimated how many slips of the tongue he'd had:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7809160.stm

[Yudster]

Oh that was priceless. New sig.

[Bonanzoid]

I've heard most of them, but still it does make you wonder - how the * did that bumbling idiot get elected? Twice?!

[foot-loose]

Have you ever met any Americans?

[Bonanzoid]

Yes, and each one is equally confused. I'm guessing it's just Bush's fellow idiots who never leave the country who voted for him.