[Yudster]

It seems very straightforward to me.

[Sunny So Cal]

Surely his way of writing like a pirate on acid is worse than text speak and should not be allowed? It makes my brain hurt.

[MK Chris]

his way of writing like a pirate on acid is worse than text speak

I think that's going a bit far, but it is very annoying.

[Boboff]

Boboff thinks it nicey to speaky likey a fickin twat.

[Zoot]

Boboff thinks it nicey to speaky likey a fickin twat.

SIG!!!

[Blinko Glick]

Ha ha ha!!!
Well hopefully I've done a little bit to spice your lives up slightly!

Ok, so by common request i'll drop the obscure speak and write normally, even though it's immense fun for me!!

Hope i haven't offended anyone up to now, or disappointed anyone by dropping the act, but hey ho, you can't please all the people all of the time can you?

[MK Chris]

That's much better - thank you.

[Yudster]

See, told you so. Oooh, deja vu........!

[MK Chris]

Oooh, deja vu........!

Careful...!

[Blinko Glick]

Oooh, deja vu........!

I knew you were going to say that!

[Zoot]

Welcome to the board Glick, you've certainly made an impression.

[MK Chris]

Oooh, deja vu........!

I knew you were going to say that!

Really? I'm pretty sure not for the actual reasons that Yudster said it.

Welcome to the board Glick, you've certainly made an impression.

Yep, ditto that. Incidentally, where did you get the idea for "Blinko Glick" from?

[Blinko Glick]

Thanks guys.
As for 'Blinko Glick' I have absolutely no idea whatsoever.
Wouldn't it be great if I could reel off a brilliant reason for choosing my board name?
Alas, just put it down to the understated genuis that lurks in my subconscious.
Grin.

[Munki Bhoy]

Pirate speak should only be allowed once a year - http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Sadly the last two years I've been away on holiday and missed this event. I will be missing it again this year too.

[Yudster]

Ok so now I know that it is 192 days to the next Talk Like a Pirate day, but I still don't know when it is, I can't find the actual date anywhere on that stupid website.

[MK Chris]

Ha - that is a glaring omission. It's the same day as my mate's birthday, which makes it 19th September, not that you're likely to particularly care anyway.

[TIAL]

My essay question is staring at me - unwritten but unavoidable.
I only have until Friday. Argh!

[Blinko Glick]

Red Bull.

[TIAL]

Is that a solution to my annoyance or a problem of your own?

[foot-loose]

Red bull and pro plus.

I wrote many essays tanked up on those things. Then me and my mate (who had been tanked up at his house writing the same essay) would drive the 40 mins do uni to get the paper in by 9am.

I bet you bloody students can email it these days. Or post it on yer teachers facebook or twitter it to them or something.

[Blinko Glick]

A solution! Red Bull gives you psychoactive trauma! But can help you complete essays as part of a calorie controlled diet.

[TIAL]

Nope, we still have to hand it in on good old-fashioned paper. Our deadlines are usually 4 or 5pm though, which is a little better than your 9am. That usually means you can do it in the morning and afternoon of the day it's due in. But this one's rather important.

[TIAL]

A solution! Red Bull gives you psychoactive trauma! But can help you complete essays as part of a calorie controlled diet.

I'll bear that in mind!
I think around now is my more productive time. I've done more in the past half an hour than I had done overall.

[Sunny So Cal]

Boboff thinks it nicey to speaky likey a fickin twat.

Damn it. I would have gotten rid of Foots' sig for that one. Zoot! You beat me to it.

Ok, so by common request i'll drop the obscure speak and write normally, even though it's immense fun for me!!

How dare you. I'm far from common.

[Munki Bhoy]

I bet you bloody students can email it these days. Or post it on yer teachers facebook or twitter it to them or something.

That would be genius. I'd love to see teachers make students write 140 character essays. Sure, you can bullshit for 1200 words, but can you be precise in what you're trying to say?