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By Sidders
#253039
Hmm, I don't even know how to top the big bang. What was there before?
By Ballbag
#253075
Sidders wrote:Hmm, I don't even know how to top the big bang. What was there before?


A baloon and a needle.
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By Yudster
#253079
I have a headache.
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By Boboff
#253109
Facinating, something I saw or read not sure, but the analagy was that if
we take human comprehension of infinity and the univerce, and space and time, and we imagine that is all happening within the smallest atom of a little finger nail of a being in a bigger univerce / dimension then you have a vague idea as to how big everything really is, and how if infinity were to exist then it would be so vast as to be so way beyond our imaginations, especially if you then consider than in each of us each atom contains an infinity of space and time containing life etc the same size as the infinity we can comprehend.

Now given all that, we are really pointless, and our existence is random and completely unimportant. Or that as we are so insignificant we need to make the best of our time and our existance as fundamentally no one else will, and that if the physical is so unknowable, then surely the emotional and spiritual should take precedence, which you could argue would ultimately lead us all to feel rather than do, and to seek total happiness within ourselves.

If you look within yourself you really need to understand that as an individual your true happiness only comes when you are completely happy in your own body and with your own company, and that this acceptance of ones self can lead to the pleasing of your physical needs through exerice food and cleanliness, but most importantly masturbation.

So all in all when you look at, we are better off being tossers !

especially if you moderate a forum :P

Respect !
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By Longview01
#253134
I cant believe it.

I was walking past the beach and some slime kinda wriggled out of the water. maybe one day it will evolve into a reckless, self destroying species that will eventually be its own downfall to its pointless exsistance.

Or maybe im wrong.......
By gavo2004
#253153
starts tonight at 10pm bbc2
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By Boboff
#253155
Evolution on BBC 2.... who needs the Bill !
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By Yudster
#253159
Where's David Attenborough when you need him?
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By Boboff
#253178
not enjoying it, surely chris could do a better job, blowin pig ! my bottom
By David
#253179
I thought it was good.
Taking the piss from Mark Lammar was funny.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#253183
he didnt do a bad job. the whole show used to work around Lamarrs humour but it was still funny tonight.

Phill Jupitus looks weird though.
By David
#253189
the choice of guests were a bit shite.
When Ricky Ross is (in my opinion) the best guy on there, that is saying something.
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By SAV1OUR
#253214
AND.. Noel Edmonds brings back his swap shop show..whatever that was!

(No, really!)

And Jim'll Fix It is coming back too.

(Yes! Really!)
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By Eddie
#253308
I thought Buzzcocks was very funny last night. Simon Amstell did a great job!
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By Mafro
#253317
Miles better than Lamarr.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#253333
Lamarr was very good it will take time to settle in that much.
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By Eddie
#253362
Agreed, he was very good but not up to lamarr's standard.
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By Longview01
#253365
I forgot and missed it

oh well
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#253371
its on tonight again. half 10.
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By Nicola_Red
#253377
Mafro wrote:Miles better than Lamarr.


In his heyday Lamarr was a great host, but in the past couple of series his humour had become really nasty and bitter, it was definitely time for a change. I agree that Amstell did a great job.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#253378
Lamarr has always been nasty and bitter on that show. thats what was so funny.
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By Adam
#253396
It's good so far. Been watching bits of it. The guests however aren't so good.
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By iSeb
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You can watch the full programmes on bbc.co.uk.

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