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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503020

By chrysostom - Wed May 14, 2014 10:39 am

- Wed May 14, 2014 10:39 am #503020

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503037

By dimtimjim - Mon May 19, 2014 11:53 am

- Mon May 19, 2014 11:53 am #503037

bmstinton93 wrote:So I might have an actual date with an actual female human being tonight. Will be my first proper first date ever... Any advice?

So....? Did it happen? Did she touch your wiener? Is she pregnant? Should she have gone to Specsavers?! :wink:

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503039

By chrysostom - Mon May 19, 2014 1:01 pm

- Mon May 19, 2014 1:01 pm #503039

Predictions:

Yes/No/Yes/Yes

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503040

By dimtimjim - Mon May 19, 2014 1:02 pm

- Mon May 19, 2014 1:02 pm #503040

Ha! You're more generous that I'd have been..!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503042

By Topher - Mon May 19, 2014 1:13 pm

- Mon May 19, 2014 1:13 pm #503042

I'd like to know how the middle No/Yes combination is possible?

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503045

By The Deadly - Mon May 19, 2014 1:24 pm

- Mon May 19, 2014 1:24 pm #503045

We'll all know exactly what happened when next months Crimewatch is on.

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503046

By chrysostom - Mon May 19, 2014 1:25 pm

- Mon May 19, 2014 1:25 pm #503046

I'd like to think it involved sitting down on a toilet seat too quickly.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503054

By bmstinton93 - Mon May 19, 2014 8:52 pm

- Mon May 19, 2014 8:52 pm #503054

It's been postponed slightly.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503056

By dimtimjim - Tue May 20, 2014 7:15 am

- Tue May 20, 2014 7:15 am #503056

bmstinton93 wrote:It's been postponed slightly.

Ah, she decided to hold off until just after she draws her last breath... Clever gal. :wink:

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503057

By dimtimjim - Tue May 20, 2014 8:16 am

- Tue May 20, 2014 8:16 am #503057

Additional: Forgot to share with you lot, I went to see Sarah Millican last week, she was very good. Similar to her stand up seen on TV, but a little more blue in content. S'good show if you get the chance to see it before this tour is over.

And, to anyone who has seen the tour... "It's just too efficient".

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503064

By Topher - Wed May 21, 2014 9:47 am

- Wed May 21, 2014 9:47 am #503064

She is much better live than on TV - and she's very good on TV. We went a couple of tours back.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503066

By Nicola_Red - Wed May 21, 2014 10:14 am

- Wed May 21, 2014 10:14 am #503066

We saw her do her warm-up here in our 150 seat auditorium (in her slippers). Obviously some of the material changed between that and the actual tour cos the "efficient" thing means nothing to me! One thing that slightly irked me is that she seemed to talk about her then boyfriend (now husband) almost incessantly. She rarely mentions him on TV so I was a bit disappointed that so much of her material seemed to be centred around him. But maybe she refined that between the warm-up and the actual tour.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503067

By dimtimjim - Wed May 21, 2014 10:53 am

- Wed May 21, 2014 10:53 am #503067

Yes, there were a few references to her new Hubby (Gary Delaney) in the show, but I don't mind that; s'wot people can relate to. Few references to her ex, too, who has gone AWOL since he split with her and she subsequently hit the big time. Gutted, fecktard.

As an overall show, wasn't a patch on someone like Peter Kay, for example, but still a quality comedy routine.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503068

By Topher - Wed May 21, 2014 3:29 pm

- Wed May 21, 2014 3:29 pm #503068

I didn't know she had married him, but I knew she was with him, he is good on Mock the Week.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503069

By dimtimjim - Wed May 21, 2014 3:54 pm

- Wed May 21, 2014 3:54 pm #503069

Gary Delaney is very funny; like a less crude Jimmy Carr.

Yip, married and living in a £1,500,000 home in Cheshire - good on 'em.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503128

By Bruvva - Fri May 30, 2014 7:21 am

- Fri May 30, 2014 7:21 am #503128

It's Black Country Day today! Yam yam yam, Bostin'! Dudley Zoo etc!

Yes I know I'm actually from a couple of miles over the border in the infinitely posher Worcestershire but as I went to Dudley Castle on several school trips, I feel connected

Also, there's a Nigel Farage joke in there somewhere.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503131

By dimtimjim - Fri May 30, 2014 11:08 am

- Fri May 30, 2014 11:08 am #503131

They're currently building a couple of new buildings for Dudley college - worked on by my own fair hand, no less!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503132

By Bruvva - Fri May 30, 2014 12:26 pm

- Fri May 30, 2014 12:26 pm #503132

That's bostin' news, that is.

VivAyrshire on UM wrote:It just reminded me of this dreadful female called Yudster (cm.net / aled.info), who would spend all day just fussing over grammar points, and doing nothing constructive of any kind.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503225

By dimtimjim - Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:28 am

- Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:28 am #503225

Bestest Daddies day ever yesterday... Still floating on cloud 9.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503235

By flyingbadger - Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:16 am

- Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:16 am #503235

a-moron wrote:Glad to hear Mr BJ has been let out Timmy.

Disappointed I'll not get to put on my Power Rangers costume.

Thanks to everyone who voted though, it means a lot to me.

*sniffs*

It was an honour just to be nominated if I'm being honest.

*sobs*

But to beat off such strong competition and to see how much you guys all care, it really touched me here.

I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for my mom.
Mom, I love you. Thanks for letting my dad sperm you up.

And I also got to thank Jesus.

The janitor at my kids school. Love you Jesus.

In fact. I love you all.

God bless you.

*starts wailing uncontrollably*

Music plays. Lights fade.

*Sighs*

I used to be a right funny bastard on here.
Hope Mr Leaky Brain Juice is better Timbo.

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#503247

By dimtimjim - Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:59 pm

- Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:59 pm #503247

Mr leaky-brain-juice has stopped leaking brain juice, but has permanent heading damage and tinnitus. On the plus side, he'll be due approx. £15-25,000 in compensation, but meh...

On that subject, we've gotta go court in a few weeks for the little pricks trial. I'm chief witness. Really looking forward to that

At least he's being tried on 3 violent crimes simultaneously (police arranged this to try to give jury more of a 'character profile' that this isn't just a one off) which should help the cause.