What's annoying you today? - Page 477

Re: What's annoying you today?#487143

By Nicola_Red - Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:13 am

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:13 am #487143

charlalottie wrote:Yeah but it has that nut in the middle. Probably only applicable if the girl had a piercing.

Oh, that's true. I'm sure there must be other things but none come to mind. You're right that there are far more phallic foodstuffs in existence. As Peter Kay famously said, eating a banana in public is a tricky move, for example.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: What's annoying you today?#487144

By The Deadly - Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:13 am

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:13 am #487144

A girl tried to lick my back passage once. What is wrong with some people? That is a clear hygiene issue.

I am the meat

Re: What's annoying you today?#487145

By chrysostom - Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:14 am

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:14 am #487145

charlalottie wrote:It's more the general issue that it seems more acceptable to give oral to a man than it does a woman. I blame food really, the majority of it is phallic shaped so we've been accustomed to it in a way. Give a girl a mini milk and she's already in practice. All women can hope for is Easter when Cream Eggs are out.

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Re: What's annoying you today?#487149

By dimtimjim - Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:18 am

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:18 am #487149

Deadly wrote:A girl tried to lick my back passage once. What is wrong with some people? That is a clear hygiene issue.

I'm with you on that. Bums are for exit only in my book. (yes, I'm one of those rare Males who is not obsessed with botty-sex - I'm ok with it for comedy effect amongst the boys, but in reality t'other ones nicer).

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept....

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's annoying you today?#487150

By The Deadly - Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:20 am

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:20 am #487150

chrysostom wrote:
charlalottie wrote:It's more the general issue that it seems more acceptable to give oral to a man than it does a woman. I blame food really, the majority of it is phallic shaped so we've been accustomed to it in a way. Give a girl a mini milk and she's already in practice. All women can hope for is Easter when Cream Eggs are out.
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Possible cause to post the many face palms of Patrick Stewart...

I am the meat

Re: What's annoying you today?#487154

By a-moron - Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:47 am

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:47 am #487154

boboff wrote:Wow thats so School days... eat someone out! Yukk

rimtimjim wrote:Oh... Poor Mrs Bobski. (unless you mean the expression, not the act, in which case I kinda agree)

The term was only used to help accentuate the whole eating meat / vegan-ism thing.

How about licking the love wrinkles?
Fellating the hairy jam jar?
Snacking on the meat hangers?
Orally engulfing the Labia Mojora?

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's annoying you today?#487156

By dimtimjim - Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:55 am

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:55 am #487156

I always titter at the 'drawing back the beef curtains' expression.

EDIT: Another quality page starter..!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept....

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's annoying you today?#487164

By DevilsDuck - Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:08 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:08 pm #487164

I don't know if I want my cheese and salad cream sandwich now

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's annoying you today?#487167

By neilt0 - Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:16 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:16 pm #487167

Re: What's annoying you today?#487172

By a-moron - Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:33 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:33 pm #487172

DevilsDuck wrote:I don't know if I want my cheese and salad cream sandwich now

Same here with my pilchard and tartar sauce baguette.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's annoying you today?#487176

By DevilsDuck - Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:41 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:41 pm #487176

damn it...they have fresh jam doughnuts in the restaurant at work today!

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's annoying you today?#487177

By Nicola_Red - Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:42 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:42 pm #487177

I was starting to feel a bit bilious til your mention of fresh doughnuts DD. Good save.

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Re: What's annoying you today?#487181

By a-moron - Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:55 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:55 pm #487181

He just wants to put his willy in them.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's annoying you today?#487184

By bmstinton93 - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:03 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:03 pm #487184

neilt0 wrote:

The Donny Osmond version is better.

Re: What's annoying you today?#487186

By dimtimjim - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:09 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:09 pm #487186

theflyingbadger wrote:He just wants to put his willy in them.

Ah, I see, he was refering to the mini-ring donuts...

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept....

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's annoying you today?#487188

By chrysostom - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:11 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:11 pm #487188

Guess again

Re: What's annoying you today?#487190

By DevilsDuck - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:13 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:13 pm #487190

You found my * ring... Was it at badgers house?

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's annoying you today?#487192

By chrysostom - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:14 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:14 pm #487192

I think the borrower in the picture took it.

Re: What's annoying you today?#487194

By a-moron - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:15 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:15 pm #487194

Lol

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's annoying you today?#487202

By dimtimjim - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:27 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:27 pm #487202

chrysostom wrote:Guess again

Ah yes, that makes more sense for Ducky... If you notice that ring is 13 years old, jus' how he likes 'em.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept....

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's annoying you today?#487206

By MK Chris - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:38 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:38 pm #487206

chrysostom wrote:My Facebook account was hacked by someone in Vietnam. More irritating than anything as I have similar passwords for most things.

Do what I do:

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dimtimjim wrote:Bums are for exit only in my book. (yes, I'm one of those rare Males who is not obsessed with botty-sex - I'm ok with it for comedy effect amongst the boys, but in reality t'other ones nicer).

I also don't like the idea of anal at all.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....
You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's annoying you today?#487207

By neilt0 - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:39 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:39 pm #487207

bmstinton93 wrote:The Donny Osmond version is better.

You'd prefer him to pull back your curtains?

Re: What's annoying you today?#487209

By a-moron - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:47 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:47 pm #487209

Topher wrote:
dimtimjim wrote:Bums are for exit only in my book. (yes, I'm one of those rare Males who is not obsessed with botty-sex - I'm ok with it for comedy effect amongst the boys, but in reality t'other ones nicer).
I also don't like the idea of anal at all.

It's super. And the lady will also enjoy it if done correctly.

neilt0 wrote:
bmstinton93 wrote:The Donny Osmond version is better.
You'd prefer him to pull back your curtains?

Yes. Just so I could see for certain what I thought I knew.

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"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's annoying you today?#487210

By Nicola_Red - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:47 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:47 pm #487210

theflyingbadger wrote:
Topher wrote:
dimtimjim wrote:Bums are for exit only in my book. (yes, I'm one of those rare Males who is not obsessed with botty-sex - I'm ok with it for comedy effect amongst the boys, but in reality t'other ones nicer).
I also don't like the idea of anal at all.
It's super. And the lady may also enjoy it if done correctly.

I concur.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: What's annoying you today?#487215

By dimtimjim - Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:51 pm

- Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:51 pm #487215

And you try to blame your funny walk on leg problems! Given it away now!!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept....

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.