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What am I reduced to now in order to keep me awake first thing in the mornin? Bloody Daybroke, that's what.


But the lovely Laura Tobin (Weather) keeps sanity at bay.

She doesn't even have to be accurate either.
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By Yudster
Who is the rock climber?
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By dimtimjim
I dunno... Sorry.
By Tunster
chrysostom wrote:I had the answer to this ages ago, but then all that other stuff happened. She is Jessa Younker

Who? Fit and very beautiful anyway.
By Tunster
chrysostom wrote:She climbs rocks, boulders & 'ting.

A.k.a. a nutter. Love thrill seekers. She looks very at home with boulders and rocking the rocks.
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By dimtimjim
Tunster wrote: Love thrill seekers.

**waves, seductively**
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By dimtimjim
**strops off in a mood**
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By dimtimjim
DevilsDuck wrote:Gay!

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By The Deadly
Tunster wrote:
dimtimjim wrote:
Tunster wrote: Love thrill seekers.

**waves, seductively**

That are female...


What bigger thrill could you possibly seek than Tim on top of you in a damp hotel room?
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By dimtimjim
Deadly wrote:What bigger thrill could you possibly seek than Tim on top of you in a damp hotel room?

Says the voice of experience... :wink:
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By a-moron
A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group
of tampons stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying: "5 boxes for £1."

Well, the woman just could not believe this price so she asks the
clerk if it was correct.
He said, "Oh yes madam, 5 for £1."
She said "That can't be right !"
The clerk says, "Oh yes, it's definitely right!! 5 boxes for £1,
no strings attached."
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By a-moron
How do you know that the bartender doesn't like you?
Your bloody Mary has a string hanging out of it.
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By a-moron
Think we'll be alright here Chrysostamponomom. No-one will get the bloody face reference...

Unless they know that Los Dias Del Mes means time of the month...

In which case they may now adding 2 and 2 together and realise that it's menstrual fluid the picture is referencing...

In which case. You posted it. You take the blame.
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