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By Yudster
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Well, not so much making me smile as making me gape with astonishment - just watched the video of Felix Baumgartner. Bloody hell.
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By Nicola_Red
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Just did my first bit of Christmas shopping. Pretty impressed with myself! (cue about five people telling me that they started theirs in August)
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By Yudster
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Not done any shopping yet, but we did make our cake over the weekend. It is now happily marinating in brandy in the utility room.
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By chrysostom
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My mum told me that we might be having 10-15 people over this Christmas, and as I've taken over Christmas Lunch duties - I'm very excited. I've got a lot of exciting ideas planned. This was my effort last year:

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By Latina
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I'm jealous. Due to various circumstances it looks as though I'll be spending Christmas day with only my Dad, two terriers, the chickens (alive ones I mean, although I imagine a dead one bought from a supermarket will also be involved) and a flock of sheep. Not that I don't love them all.
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By Nicola_Red
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I had a lovely evening with the boy. You guys, I think this might be, like, a Thing.
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By a-moron
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*Edit - Attn Wireman. I can do this shit from an android. You can surely to * not do th.is all t.he cun.ting tim.e?

Tha.nk y.ou.
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By a-moron
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Bet you thought it was sandal wearing mini-ryan again.

Glad for you Nic, may the good times follow and the he makes you happy.

Cause by christ you've been a grumpy * of late.

Pssst. Do I need a winky smiley here to let you know I'm only kidding?
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By a-moron
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MadTheEddos wrote:
Nicola_Red wrote:You guys, I think this might be, like, a Thing.

You mean like one of these:
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Ahh, a big blue question mark.
Yep that's exactly what makes the ladies happy.

And Deadly, stub it out. Right out. Your toe I mean, get rid. Will make a great conversation starter.
"Got up for a piss one night and kicked the sideboard, stubbed that little * right out".
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By MadTheEddos
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theflyingbadger wrote:
MadTheEddos wrote:
Nicola_Red wrote:You guys, I think this might be, like, a Thing.

You mean like one of these:
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Ahh, a big blue question mark.
Yep that's exactly what makes the ladies happy.

And that photo showed up properly when I first posted it too. Bugger! That's what I get for trying to be cheeky.
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By Nicola_Red
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I see the photo. But I didn't mean that either! I mean, like, an actual real relationship. Maybe.
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By MK Chris
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Deadly wrote:It's amazing how a cigarette can cheer you up.

They kill you slowly though kids so please don't try them if you are a non smoker.

You think it's cheering you up but that's because you believe you need it when you actually don't. Your brain is fooling you. Fool.
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