[Lactating Man Nips]

How is this not going to haunt your dreams?

[MK Chris]

From memory, the cast was really good too.

It does look very good: George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Bill Murray, Willem Dafoe, Owen Wilson, Michael Gambon and Anjelica Huston, which is possibly a nod to her brilliant Grand High Witch.

[pjordan2000]

In my opinion, Fantastic Mr Fox was the best Roald Dahl book, with Esio Trot being my least favourite.

[nicowoodcock]

Being called a smart arse by CM this morning.

[CassieJackson]

We went to see Fantastic Mr Fox at the open air theatre in Hyde Park a couple of years ago. Peter Duncan was Mr Fox. It was brilliant. I'm very interested to see what the film's like when it comes out.

[Bonanzoid]

3 of my best mates from Sevilla (who live in Southern England) have booked train tickets to Aberdeen for my 21st. I'm so chuffed!

[Jill]

...Getting a new job

[CassieJackson]

Well done Jill! Excellent news

[Yudster]

...Getting a new job

Told you so! Now if you can just get one for me too....?!

[Jill]

Cheers guys, i'm glad it's all starting to come together after the last rubbish 6 months i've had. Just gotta pass my driving test in a couple of weeks now, then i'll be 100% happy and back to normal.

You'll get one too yuds, you seem bright, nice and intelligent. Fingers crossed for you.

I've been pretty absent from here the last couple of weeks (had a stressy couple of weeks, not much time to do my own things) - hope everyone's ok and stuff

[Johnny 1989]

I think this one's my favourite of the 'Hitler finds out...' YouTube videos so far:

Brilliant, my favourite, although now a bit dated, is still:

...Getting a new job

Congratulations Jill, hope it all goes well.

Bloody hell I hope a new one comes my way soon, I got so stressed out today that I gave myself a stomach ache

[Johnny 1989]

On the whole Hitler supporting Tottenham thing:

[Yudster]

Well the idea of anyone supporting Tottenham raises a bit of a smile really.

[jocky85]

Yesterday's running order saying:

'We're afraid that Dave forgot to save today's diary, so we don't have a running order.

Be rest-assured that the show was full of the usual top-notch entertainment and general hilarity, though.'

[lynothehammer]

Finding out that my copy of Halo ODST was posted yesterday from Shopto, hopefully it'll arrive on Monday the day before release...

[English Bob]

I'm smiling today because it's my birthday! Huzzah!

[Bonanzoid]

Genius.

[Yudster]

A friend of mine on University Challenge last night. Although when it ended a dead heat and the whole thing rested on a tie breaker starter question which I KNOW he knew the answer to and he really should have got but didn't so his team lost, I did call him a bad thing.

Bless him though, he's so cute.

[McGuinness-89]

Dave mentioning Alsatians on thursdays tedious link,24 hours before his life threating episode.

[josepi]

Finally got the new Muse album. I hope to god it's good.

Got this too. What do you think? I like it.

[English Bob]

Some local Islamic extremist nutter wrote a nasty letter into my local newspaper on Friday, protesting about Leicester's recent Gay Pride Parade. He called it 'disgusting' and 'immoral' and other such things.

The replies to his letter were printed in tonight's newspaper

A whole PAGE of angry replies telling him to feck off basically! I love seeing religious bigots get put in their place.

[SAV1OUR]

A whole PAGE of angry replies telling him to feck off basically!

Haha I do like it when idiots get pages telling them to feck off too:
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It's 'Arthur's Day' today, I did have to remind myself what that is, and it is infact Guinness's 250th birthday, so will be having a couple in honour of that. Then it'll be sofa time as I watch Leigh Francis's 'Chamone' tribute to Michael Jackson at 10pm on E4, it's gona be proper Bo!

[McGuinness-89]

Nice one Saviour,forgot this was on tonight.

[jocky85]

Being cooked a lovely meal Tuesday night (bit late I know)

and from Shooting Stars last night : 'Do you know how many wars I fought in for you?! NONE!!'

[McGuinness-89]

What is the only cheese that you can use to obscure a horse?Marcarpone.That's why they call him Comedy Dave Lily.