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By Munki Bhoy
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100 grand in an hour. That made me smile today. I love that people are putting real problems ahead of their own financial worries. Never mind Yuds, there's still hope for humanity.
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By MK Chris
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foot-loose wrote:I remember the days when Topher refused to call it "ping pong". It was all "table tennis" this and "whiff whaff" that.

Give it a few months and he will be "lolling", I'm sure.

I'm humouring the lot of you.

Sunny So Cal wrote:Well didn't he say that all you have to do is dig back through his very old posts to find the "lolling"? Haha!

I used smileys and was generally a dick - I may even have used the odd 'u' instead of 'you' - but I'm pretty sure... I'm almost certain that I have never actually 'lolled'.
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By MK Chris
#377020
Also (apologies for the double post, but I didn't know this until a moment ago), my brother has passed his tests for London Fire Brigade and has an interview in a few weeks!
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By foot-loose
#377022
Topher wrote:Also (apologies for the double post, but I didn't know this until a moment ago), my brother has passed his tests for London Fire Brigade and has an interview in a few weeks!

Woo! Pass on my congratulations.

Now you mention it, I can see him in a firemans uniform. 8)
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By Andy B
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Nothing wrong with a little hugging or felching. Or tea bagging for that matter.
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Topher wrote:I'm humouring the lot of you.


And we appreciate it.

Topher wrote:I used smileys and was generally a dick - I may even have used the odd 'u' instead of 'you' - but I'm pretty sure... I'm almost certain that I have never actually 'lolled'.


I think you'll find you're wrong - though not about you generally being a dick.

foot-loose wrote:I can see him in a firemans uniform. 8)


Aww bless. So can I. But not in that same pervy way as you meant. The boy's 12 or something.
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By MK Chris
#377038
Yep.. he's 12 and applying to be a fireman.
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By Yudster
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That kind of activity knd of makes a nonsense of the idea that its important to wash your hands after you go to the toilet. Either that, or the people that do it get sick regularly.
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By MK Chris
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Yeah but even so, I'm not interested in bum sex and I also would like to believe that when I shake hands with someone, they have washed their hands after wiping their arse or held their penis. Realistically, I know quite a lot of people don't - certainly blokes after going for a wee - but I would like to think it.
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By Yudster
#377065
It always astonishes me that men who are so careful about not eating peanuts from the bowl on the bar because of the (supposed) facts about the wee all over them seem to think its fine to insist that their wives/girlfriends let them stick their willies in their mouths whenever they feel like it.
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By MK Chris
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I am careful about eating peanuts because they make me vomit rather than for any other reason and I would never insist that someone lets me stick my penis in their mouth.

That said - double standards are all around us Yudster and I'm not for a moment suggesting I don't employ them myself from time to time - I'm sure I do sometimes.
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By Munki Bhoy
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boboff wrote:
Andy B wrote:Nothing wrong with a little hugging or felching. Or tea bagging for that matter.


Licking bottoms is not nice, as for the other things I have no idea, cat?


In fairness, cats regularly lick their own butt. I'm assuming Cat isn't going with that though.
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By Boboff
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Yudster wrote:It always astonishes me that men who are so careful about not eating peanuts from the bowl on the bar because of the (supposed) facts about the wee all over them seem to think its fine to insist that their wives/girlfriends let them stick their willies in their mouths whenever they feel like it.


My My My, two things, shower before, its more fun when reciprocated.
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By catherine
#377126
boboff wrote:
Andy B wrote:Nothing wrong with a little hugging or felching. Or tea bagging for that matter.


Licking bottoms is not nice, as for the other things I have no idea, cat?


I had to Urban Dictionary felching, I read it wrong and put in fletching first which is even worse.
Is any of oral sex nice? You do it because it pleases the partner.
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By Yudster
#377130
I thought Fletching was to do with making arrows?
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By Andy B
#377133
I thought it was to do with Porridge.
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By Andy B
#377135
As far as I can see felching and fletching are the same bloody thing....at least according to what I learned at my all boys school.
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By Andy B
#377136
I'm going to V festival. Hooray. Chelmsford. Weekend camping. Loads of mates going too.
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