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By tsb
#361247
The guitar strings all breaking and hitting me in the eye, so now i hav a cut just below my eye and above it. OH and girls, you are pure evil!
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By Zoot
#361248
tsb wrote:The guitar strings all breaking and hitting me in the eye, so now i hav a cut just below my eye and above it. OH and girls, you are pure evil!


What the hell were you doing to make ALL your strings break and hit you in the eye?
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By Munki Bhoy
#361252
That I can't read through all the threads I've missed in the last three weeks in my lunch hour.

That, and the fact I'm back at work after three weeks of course. There are other things annoying me, but I'm not going into them for now.
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By Yudster
#361262
Longview01 wrote:The guy came along and asked me to take my feet off the chair, which I did without any question and then he explained that he would have to take my details for national express to decide whether to fine me or not. We has a very calm converstaion where I stated that I wouldnt think anyone would care that I had my feet up on an empty train. He was a right * sod and it got to the point where I started being sarcastic with him because he was so *. He read me my rights and kept repeating that I wasnt under arrest and I kept saying to him that it would of been a world gone mad if I got arrested for having my feet on the chair. I got off the train to change (I have to change at thorpe to get back to Clacton) when there was an annochment saying that my train had been cancelled due to a line fault and it would be 50 mins untill the next one.

Im major problem is i've been using that train for 7 years, 7 * years and i've been late/delayed/abused/ pissed off with people playing music through their phones/mp3/cd players too loud, had to listen to people bragging about having no tickets/ listen to people threaten other people/ listen to people brag about beating the living shit out of other people/put up with people smoking on the trains (weed as well as normal baccy)/ They cancel all the services over boxing day so its impossible to get to a col u game without paying through my nose, then they have the cheek to raise the prices again after christmas. Once I was walking down the train and they closed the doors, I shouted at the driver that I wasnt on but he started to move the train anyway, he said to me as he went past "why didnt you just jump on" I had to pay for a taxi up to Colchester because I had tickets for the cinema booked. I've suffered for 7 long years with one of the worst transport services in europe and its all because I cant afford to drive/park every day in a busy town and i've never complained once not * once and then they have the cheek to charge me for once having my feet on the chair.

I HATE NATIONAL EXPRESS!! HATE THEM!

Actually, I can't read this without feeling a lot of sympathy. If they follow it up I'll be surprised, and I hope they don't.
By tsb
#361265
Zoot wrote:
tsb wrote:The guitar strings all breaking and hitting me in the eye, so now i hav a cut just below my eye and above it. OH and girls, you are pure evil!


What the hell were you doing to make ALL your strings break and hit you in the eye?


I was trying to Play Cynide by Metallica, and well my guitar hasnt been used for ages and as such not looked after hahaha
By Ezza
#361307
The rain. Does it ever stop raining up here?
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By SAV1OUR
#361341
Not raining so badly here in Manc - Thanks for giving us the day off.

Extremely annoying is my badly stubbed, bruised swollen little toe, horrible.
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By Munki Bhoy
#361350
Apparently you can't give blood for 28 days after you get back to the UK from the US. Add that to the long list of dumb rules that keep the NHS begging for donors.
By Ezza
#361354
I've finally caught the illness that the rest of my housemates had last week. Everything aches. :(
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By foot-loose
#361356
Munki Bhoy wrote:Apparently you can't give blood for 28 days after you get back to the UK from the US. Add that to the long list of dumb rules that keep the NHS begging for donors.

You can have some of my blood if you wish, just don't tell them I'm a whoopsie. It's probably because of the AIDS I obviously have.
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By Munki Bhoy
#361357
Yeah, that rule is at the top of the dumb rules list. Man has sex with another man - banned forever. Woman has sex with man who had sex with another man - banned for 12 months. What, the HIV he might give her will get better in her next year but not him?
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By foot-loose
#361359
charlalottie wrote:Women > Men.

I would argue with you, but you wouldn't be able to understand the words.

*pats on head*

Of course they are, darling.
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By Andy B
#361365
My missus insists on watching crap programmes. Either reality crap or crap about powerful successful women with everything they ever wanted apart from a normal life living in some big American city.

Oh and my dog does whatever I ask of it in the house but as soon as we set foot in the classroom and I ask her to do anything she just stares at me blankly. She does it on purpose I swear.
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By ladbroke
#361368
Andy B wrote:She does it on purpose I swear.


Maybe even on 'pawpose' sorry...................

Annoying me is the water leaking from the office ceiling, going everywhere.
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By S4B
#361380
foot-loose wrote:
charlalottie wrote:Women > Men.

I would argue with you, but you wouldn't be able to understand the words.

*pats on head*

Of course they are, darling.


You are practically a woman so stop knocking us!

Annoying me - I'm still at work!
By tsb
#361442
Annoying me and that my guitar strings broke again and then finding out that its because the Neck has got a crack in and so is bending when i play. I BROKE MY GUITAR!! it's going to cost me around £200 to get it fixed!

btw Foot loose i like the signature
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By rustybike
#361456
I love that video Foots. It always has me in tears of laughter. Thanks.
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By MK Chris
#361459
Munki Bhoy wrote:Apparently you can't give blood for 28 days after you get back to the UK from the US. Add that to the long list of dumb rules that keep the NHS begging for donors.

I think Yudster said that those rules were drawn up a long time ago and they need reviewing. I'm giving blood again next month.

catherine wrote:I burnt my arm on Thursday, I go into college today and cook lunch service, I BURN MY OTHER FREAKING ARM! Arrghh, I didn't do this last year.

You should be more careful..

foot-loose wrote:Thank you.

I'll post this since its kinda relevant...

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOhe53mu8Ng][/youtube]

That's the best ever Tom and Jerry episode. I was going to post it before I saw you had..

charlalottie wrote:Annoying me is today. Along with yesterday and probably tomorrow and I'll hazard a guess that Friday will be crap too.

You're crap, lighten up woman.
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By TIAL
#361463
I've had a rubbish week work-wise. Never got round to reading this week's books so all the lectures went over my head. I need to be back on form or I'll confirm my role as a lazy * student.
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By Andy B
#361465
I like the one with the Jekyl and Hyde Formula in it.....
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By Zoot
#361484
tsb wrote:Annoying me and that my guitar strings broke again and then finding out that its because the Neck has got a crack in and so is bending when i play. I BROKE MY GUITAR!! it's going to cost me around £200 to get it fixed!

btw Foot loose i like the signature


What make of guitar is it?
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