[Yudster]

viv...

What's she done to you?!

Nothing to be directly just the amount of pointless posts on other sites she’s more like a spam bot a site goes down for a few days its back about a day or a few hours then bang 10 new topics with vivs name besides that she’s trying to be bitchy with the other members and it comes out of no were someone needs a good slap!

Same old same old then.

[bbb]

indeed

[Ezza]

I'm knackered but can't sleep.

[dimtimjim]

I'm knackered but can't sleep.

I usually find forum posting helps me sleep...!!! Thats one early kip time though, I thought i went bed early!!

[Vivienne]

Pain in my back. I think it may be due to running. When I try to bend down, there is this nasty pain. Aaaaaahhhhh.

[Boboff]

Well, we are probably going for a drink next week. This is good.

Now I need to learn how to small talk.

I rang her last night and we had a right laugh on the phone, but then she said that she is really busy this week, but Gemma (my stepsister and her best friend) is having a few drinks at her house and do I want to come round, which I accepted... but it seems to support one or more of two theories - that she's softening the blow because she actually doesn't like me in that way (but at least she isn't running a mile yet!) and that she doesn't realise I like her in that way (as my friend Charlotte put it: 'One thing I would say tho- make sure she knows that you like her like ‘that’ – not the first time you go out, but at some point. Girls can be exceptionally dumb about that sort of thing!') The latter would be the best one, but I'm not so sure it is that. We shall see.

One way to make this plain as day without any conversation, take some flowers with you and give them to her.

Girls know

Flowers = played with his willy this morning and thought about me... Yes!

[Vivienne]

Flowers wouldn't do it for me. A box of yummy chox would though.

[Vivienne]

I don't suit straightened hair at all. My hair's naturally curly, so I prefer to leave it like that.

[Vivienne]

There's stuff called, Frizzease, I believe? which may help!! Also, Sunsilk's purple bottle of shampoo (can't remember the name) calms the hair down.

[MK Chris]

My ex-housemate had her hair chemically straightened or something. It cost her £225 though, if I remember correctly.

[catherine]

Was she black or mixed race? It is called a perm but it is when black/mixed race people have it straightened, i think it only works with their hair but there are loads of straight perms available (japanese, brazilian etc) so some might work on white people's hair too.

[MK Chris]

Nope, depending on whether she had been in the sun for 10 minutes or not, she is either pasty white or red.

[MK Chris]

You can't remember the last time you had a haircut? You bloody tramp.

[MK Chris]

You bloody tramp.

[catherine]

That is quite disgusting.

[Ezza]

Urgh, my dad. I can't wait to get out of this house now. I also still really want what I can't have, thats quite annoying. I wish I could have it.

[Yudster]

I would like to know the answer to that question too please.

[MK Chris]

I dunno, I just like calling Charlalottie a tramp.

[catherine]

It is still personal hygiene, think of all the dead hair, split ends and damage from straightening. When you are a chef with long hair it is advised you get it cut regularly because, especially if it is tied back, you are more likely for it to break and you won't notice.

Even if you aren't a chef I still find it personally disgusting for letting it get in such bad condition, you wouldn't let your leg or armpit hair grow for half a year even if you were washing it everyday.

[Boboff]

It is still personal hygiene, think of all the dead hair, split ends and damage from straightening. When you are a chef with long hair it is advised you get it cut regularly because, especially if it is tied back, you are more likely for it to break and you won't notice.

Even if you aren't a chef I still find it personally disgusting for letting it get in such bad condition, you wouldn't let your leg or armpit hair grow for half a year even if you were washing it everyday.

You are talking out of your ass young lady.

Men do not routinely, or indeed ever cut their armpit hair, pubes or anything.

If you keep your hair clean and well conditioned, and you have naturally strong hair, then why on earth should it break. Going six months without a hair cut is perfectly fine, has nothing to do with hygiene, and is none of anyone's business except Charlotties. I am sure she looks lovely.

Where as you I would imagine never see the light of day, drink too much eat too much fudge, don't get enough sleep and wash you hair, albeit daily, in chip fat. This unhealthy attitude to life will damage your hair.

Although having said that I really couldn't give a toss about whether anyones hair has gone frizzy today, that sort of news should be reserved for UM in my opinion.

[MK Chris]

I really couldn't give a toss about whether anyones hair has gone frizzy today, that sort of news should be reserved for UM in my opinion.

Absolutely agreed sir.

[catherine]

Men should trim, Yudster will back me up on that one. Like i said I personally find it disgusting but i have lovely hair and take great pride in it so that is probably why. I'm off for a hair appointment now, shock shock horror horror.

[Boboff]

Men should trim, Yudster will back me up on that one. Like i said I personally find it disgusting but i have lovely hair and take great pride in it so that is probably why. I'm off for a hair appointment now, shock shock horror horror.

I imagine you with Vickie Pollard esque locks.

[Yudster]

Men should trim, Yudster will back me up on that one.......

Woah woah woah there - Mr Yudster should was what I said! Don't give a toss what any other blokes do!

[Munki Bhoy]

Takes me to trim my facial hair, let alone the hair people can't see.