[catherine]

* you, I'm great and you all love me.

[catherine]

* you, i'm great and you all love me.

[MK Chris]

Well, Yudster hopes you fall down the stairs and I hope you choke on your own vomit, remember?

I dislike you more than Yudster does, though.

[Andy B]

So great it had to be said twice.

[catherine]

I messed that up because i pressed the backspace key by accident.

Topher, I hope you choke on Joel's vomit.

[MK Chris]

Hmm.. how would that work? I'd have to drink it, which I'd never do.

[catherine]

You are holding him and he throws up when you are mid sentence.

[MK Chris]

I see.. well I hope you become trapped in something not dissimilar to the bear-trap in 'Saw' (whichever one it was.)

[catherine]

Stop being horrible Topher or i will get all of Frank Sinatra's mafia friends, that i apparently know, to bust a cap in your ass.

[MK Chris]

Frank Sinatra's mafia friends, that i apparently know, to bust a cap in your ass.

I didn't understand that either...

[Munki Bhoy]

Oh and FYI - I'm not on the dole. True, I'm currently without a job but I'm living off savings at present so I'm costing you lot nothing. Although maybe I should. It's be nice to get back some of that money that keeps bailing out Scotchland all the time!

That's a myth put about by the SNP to try and make the English want to get rid of us while they simultaneously try and convince the Scots we'd be better off independent. Truth is, and independent study proved that it actually costs Scotland being part of the UK.

[Bruvva]

That's a myth put about by the SNP to try and make the English want to get rid of us while they simultaneously try and convince the Scots we'd be better off independent. Truth is, and independent study proved that it actually costs Scotland being part of the UK.

Two words : Barnett Formula. You scotchers get a disproportionate amount of tax revenue.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7499840.stm

[Munki Bhoy]

That's a myth put about by the SNP to try and make the English want to get rid of us while they simultaneously try and convince the Scots we'd be better off independent. Truth is, and independent study proved that it actually costs Scotland being part of the UK.

Two words : Barnett Formula. You scotchers get a disproportionate amount of tax revenue.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7499840.stm

Yeah, it is unfair. But then that review just says we get too much of the tax money. Probably true, but conversely England, NI and Wales get too much of the oil money.

[MK Chris]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7513058.stm

[Munki Bhoy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7515249.stm - really, really cool. I would love to be in that kind of position.

[Yudster]

Making me laugh a whole lot today has been
1. Viv
2. The little kids at nursery
3. My mum. She's a hoot.

[Munki Bhoy]

You know you're not sleeping tonight charlalottie, don't you?

Or tomorrow night...

[MK Chris]

I've just (well, not just, as I've been to the pub since, but you know what I mean) been watching the hedgehogs in the back garden.. there are two and they don't like each other, they tend to fight for the cat food that mum puts out for them. Last year they were friendly towards each other, so they must be different ones. Or they've had a falling out.

Apparently I missed the bit where mum and Steve discovered hedgehogs can swim! Apparently there was a splash in the pond, then a crunch (which was the hedgehog eating a snail) and then just as they were about to carry the poor sod out to stop it drowning, it swam to the other side and got out itself!

Making me smile. WALL:E

I concur.. it's an amazing film. I went in half expecting to hate it because of the hype it's been given, but I loved it.

[Andy B]

Just before Chrismas they are bringing out several WALL:E toys. The ultimate one is about £100 and moves around on it's own with sensors so it doesn't bump into stuff and so it can follow you and come when called! It sings, dances, talks - well as much as he does in the film which is just makes noises I figure. Basically he does everything from the film except pick up and compact rubbish. He even folds away into a little cube at night too!

You now all now what to buy me for Xmas/birthday this year. If you all chip in a fiver it should be doable!

[TIAL]

I went in half expecting to hate it because of the hype it's been given, but I loved it.

That's exactly how I reacted to it. Great film!

[Vivienne]

Making me laugh is someone who has just newly registered with the username, "letmeout"!!

[catherine]

I put my first nicotine patch on, i need a cig.

[Vivienne]

Hard lard.

[DevilsDuck]

I put my first nicotine patch on, i need a cig.

urghhhh!!!

The patches made me feel sick and made my arm itch like mad!

I decided that smoking was better for me!

[Yudster]

I put my first nicotine patch on, i need a cig.

Well at least its making you smile. Either that, or you posted in the wrong thread again.