[foot-loose]

Would you stop asking questions! This isn't up for negotiation.

[Sunny So Cal]

I feel ill-equipped. Literally.

[Andy B]

Shall we get this back on topic...?

[Yudster]

Don't be silly.

[Sunny So Cal]

From the progress of the thread, El Presidente, I believe it WAS the topic

[Andy B]

There's only so much baws removal one department can handle. Foot's may need an assistant.
As I've said though I was perfectly happy talking about Carrie's Kojak but heigh ho. Suicide, dictatorship and baws removal it is then.

[Yudster]

If you remove the baws from all the dictators, thus decreasing the suicide rate, you address all the issues in one.

[Andy B]

No bugger's removing my baws! And anyway how does that reduce the suicide rate? There'll be too many people suffering from mysterious disappearances under my regeime to worry about suicides anyway, unless they're on public transport.

[Sunny So Cal]

Hmm. Aren't there instances when having one's baws chopped off would actually induce suicide? Aren't you all rather attached to them??
So, under your regime there'd be a bunch of eunuchs marching about? Or would the next step be to load them onto public transport and then they mysteriously disappear? I have to say, your land doesn't sound like a very pleasant place -- though, I'd imagine there'd be less sex crimes!!

[foot-loose]

No bugger's removing my baws! And anyway how does that reduce the suicide rate? There'll be too many people suffering from mysterious disappearances under my regeime to worry about suicides anyway, unless they're on public transport.

(shhhh - don't encourage discussion about the baw chopping - people may realise that there are flaws in the master plan... If we kid on we don't know, it doesn't matter - Tony got away with it for years!)

[Sunny So Cal]

Wow, was he baw chopping, too? No wonder Gordon's in now

[SpankyJesus]

I think the Chris Moyles show is great, I especialy look forward to Fridays and the Golden Hour.
I'm not too sure about birthday corner, but other than that, GREAT!!.

[Yudster]

Did someone just put this thread back on topic?

[foot-loose]

SpankyJesus - cracking name, good avatar, but watch yer sig size - tis on the big side.

(Mine is currently just under a KB over the limit, but im hoping noone is gonna notice!)

[Console]

Unless I'm looking at a different signature image, then yours is under the limit.

[Vivienne]

The Golden Hour was good again this morning. Not so sure about Monday's guests - David Walliams/Matt Lucas. hmmm.

[Yudster]

Oh not them again!

[Vivienne]

I know, yuds.