[Vivienne]

Moyles was considering a minute's silence for the tragic loss of his XBox yesterday (R.I.P. box).

If you had to lose / break something, which item would devastate you?

[Ballbag]

If I lost my resistance to devastation, it would devastate me.

[Vivienne]

Hmmmm.....

[DJ2liveUK]

If I had to lose my marbles then that would devastate me. Oh wait a minute I think I have.

[Yudster]

I don't know that devestation is the right work, but it would be a catastrophe if my washing machine broke. Like it almost always does, just before Christmas......

[Boboff]

If I lost my virginity I would be devastated

[Yudster]

Its all right Bobsie, its not lost, you left it in the conservatory, under the chair.

[Boboff]

No... I've not lost it, its right here on my wrist.

[Ballbag]

Like a prom queen's flower.

[Geonosian]

If I lost my wrist i would be bloody devastated

[Boboff]

Like a prom queen's flower.

That's funny !

What words do you use when refering to genetalia, to your children, or what did you parents call those bits ?

My daughter has a la la, and my son a wallet, the latter one especially has been a god send, especially when the chap anounces, daddies got a big fat wallet.....

[Ballbag]

Kock and balls.

[Yudster]

My little boy has a willy. I have a rather embarrassed feeling that with my daughter, we just referred to her "bits".....that's appalling really, the least we could have done was to give it a name!

[Geonosian]

An unusual avenue this thread is taking.....

[Yudster]

Yes, its wandered a bit, hasn't it? Thanks Boboff!

[Ballbag]

I was in a swimming pool changing room once and there was this little kid in there with his dad. It was relatively quiet, until the kid pointed at a stranger and asked his father "Daddy, why is that man's willy bigger than yours". The father quickly grabbed the kid and took themselves to another area of the changing room before the laughter began.

[Yudster]

An unusual avenue this thread is taking.....

Although maybe for many there is a relationship between the XBox and the genitals? So perhaps it actually hasn't wandered as far as I thought.

[Geonosian]

You could be right. Cant say my XBox activity has crossed paths with the other before but stranger things have happened.

Like that horse becoming Pope.

[SAV1OUR]

I was in a swimming pool changing room once and there was this little kid in there with his dad. It was relatively quiet, until the kid pointed at a stranger and asked his father "Daddy, why is that man's willy bigger than yours". The father quickly grabbed the kid and took themselves to another area of the changing room before the laughter began.

lmfao!

Well if I broke my glasses or fridge (on its last legs anyway) it would be quite a willy-up indeed. I wouldnt miss the internet anyway if this thing broke again, only had it year and a half, I will pay £200 repair once, but I will not pay twice, I wont smack the computer now or it might log on when I'm in bed and call me horrible names on here.

[Boboff]

My Mum used to call mine a Twiddle !

[Ballbag]

Mine was always referred to as a baby's arm holding an apple.

[SAV1OUR]

We were a bunch of vegetables in the showers at school, in no particular order there was carrot, mushroom, the flesh rainbow, and Dom (Ok I made the last one up)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

If I broke my pizza menu i would cry.

[Yudster]

You could laminate it then it would be safe from breakage, and conveniently wipe-clean.