The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Hello all it’s Thursday it’s December and this is Karaokemac and I am your new show reviewer and I look forward to reviewing shows of a dj that I have loved for many years. I am 24 years old and have interests in tv, movies, music and radio.

On Todays Show: P Diddy , Dave being a diddy and much much more

MUSIC
No Doubt 07.08am
White Stripes 07.12am
Broad Reynolds? 07.18am
Eminem 07.27am
Unknown 07.43am
Bushwacker 07.46am
Coldplay 07.55am
Christina Aguilera 08.00am
Divine Comedy 08.10am
Jamelia 08.13am
Nasty Girl 08.25am
Unknown 08.43am
Oasis 08.46am
Snoop Dog 08.55am
TEDIOUS LINK* see below 09.00am
Madonna 09.13am
Damien Marley 09.16am
Foo Fighters 09.23
Unknown 09.26am
Gorillaz? 09.45am
Pharrell 09.55am

KING KONG CHAT
Chris and crew discussed their night out last night to the premier to the new movie " King Kong " which Chris seems to realise that he is talking about this movie kind of like LOADS. However Chris cannot make his mind up yet on whether he liked it or not even though the rest of the team did like it. Partly he doesn’t like certain parts as it has mushy romantic " Crap ".

AMERICAN SECURITY GUARD
Also on this mornings show they were poking fun in the manner that Moyles and crew only can about the security guard that couldn’t pronounce the team’s names such as Reese Hughes or as he pronounced it Rice Huooggies.

MEETING WITH COMPETITION WINNER
The team met the competition winner from yesterday’s show who won a chance to fly to N.Y.C to meet Chris and co. for a cwoffy and a chat and to attend the premier of King Kong. A bit later Chris continues to rip the proverbial out of the competition winner from yesterday, sounds very eerily like the Gallacher brothers. Dave boobs by saying to the comp winner " It’s about this time is when we should be going to bed together then quickly says NOT TOGETHER OBVIOUSLY ".



AFTER THE SHOW
Chris told us what he got up to after the show yesterday…….. HE WENT AND BOUGHT PANTS, ( too much info Chris ).

STING RING
Christy Peterson gets a Sting Ring and the caller seems eerily too happy and starts singing along WOOO.

GABBY CABBY YESTERDAY
It’s time for the popular part of the show " The GABBY CABBY ", where the crew and GC visit Ground Zero and look back on those tragic events 4 years on from the horrific day itself. GC gives us his thoughts and emotions on what was a very sad day, As we go into this feature we have flashbacks to The Chris Moyles Show on the day of that horrific tragedy as the terror begins to unfold. A very moving Gabby Cabby I think you will agree.

GABBY CABBY TODAY
The Gabby Cabby and the CM crew visit the shopping places.

CHRIS BLOOPER aherm 08.04am Chris
As Chris leads into the News he makes a mistake, Spot the mistake, here is a clue THE TIME ;-)

P DIDDY INTERVIEW
Puff Diddy real name Sean Combes is interviewed by Chris and Comedy Dave, Diddy’s first UK interview in 3 years.
Puffy tells us his return is nigh, in 2006 in fact.
Puff chats and says he has just completed the new Biggy album which is released in Jan 2nd 2006 but explains how it is emotional as this is the last works of Biggy. Also his own album is due out in April 2006.
We also hear about his clothing line Sean John and have a giggle at Chris’ stupidity at buying a large shirt when he should’ve bought an XL one. Not only does Puffy have his own clothes line but he also has his own restaurant called "Justins" which serves southern cuisine.
After a song Chris points out that he has noticed that Puffy doesn’t own an English footy club, so shows him his Leeds team shirt and Dave’s Everton team shirt and gives him them both.



FUNNY PHONE CALL
Shortly after the interview Chris and Dave get a call asking Chris and Dave to pop in to the Sean John store to get kitted out, as it panned out they ended up with free shoes. But they have boobed as they gave UK size and not US size. Dave continues to get a ribbing about it after the Oasis song.
DAVES NIX GAME
Dave went to see the nix game against Chicago Bulls and comments about how different it is. For example no chanting and more family orientated.

ALEDS OBSERVATIONS
Aled Gives his observations of American football and talks about the tight trousers multi coloured helmets and the helmets being for their own protection, eh up Aled if anyone was swinging the other way they might say that your choice of wording was risqué.

TEDIOUS LINK
Dave’s great tedious link today links to The Strokes – Last Night.
*** THE STROKES GIG next week on Lamacq Live ***

LETS GET READY TO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBLE !
Dave goes into his Lets Get Ready To Raaaamble but can’t hold in his laughter as Aled does his meddling yet again !

CARPARK CATCHPHRASE
Reminder that the lines ARE NOT OPEN as they are in N.Y.

HEY COUSIN DAVE
Then team get voiceovers from Cousin Brucey and annoy Dave with them and Chris asks the listeners to go upto anyone and say HEY COUSIN DAVE.

GAY JINGLE BALLS ER BELLS
They come across a gay male choir of em some sorts and they go and ask them to sing some jingles, a definite request for you sound clips.

THE LAST 10 MINUTES
We have a laugh with Chris and Co. as the last ten minutes roll to a close. Chris and co. chat about Helen the comp winner and the fact that he is going to sleep with her tonight ( obviously kidding ), and the team say Hellos to their friends and family.

PHRASE OF THE DAY
We hear the Gabby Cabby’s phrase of the day

GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM

BUBBYE
That is it folks I’m outta here, I might be back in January pending Chris H’s decision, Heres hoping eh, well piece out take care

TOODLES

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