chrismoyles.net
- Thu Dec 09, 1999 10:38 pm
#241212
OPENING MONOLOGUE: ( With Memories Tune) Now
broadcasting from Bethlehem , it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Pelmet
Coal about making cheap Yule Logs, in our new feature, Smeg Nog . And now its A
possible contender for radio DJ of the year, perhaps, Chris Moyles .
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, we still think Chris looks like Toadie from Neighbours after saying : “
g’day, bonzer, ripper” and “you look like a real spunk!” So Chris tells a story about
Dave. He fell asleep in the car wash, and Mel couldn’t get it working ( the car wash
that is!). Rhys’ car has never been washed yet! A company with a lot of Italians in it
has been saying nothing but “ rrrrrrrrrumpy ppppppppppppppumpy” since they heard
it!
In link 2, The Shirehorses played in London, which were good, great, and brilliant.
Giran Giran played and were cronic, while the Thunder Bugs, who were supporting
them were great! Chris gets an offer to start Go-Ped racing, as if! Dave stammers to
explain that they should give the Go-Ped to charity, or he could ride it to work.
In link 3, we get a caller about the free stuff. He could get some gourmet food for
free! Like chicken burgers and Ravioli.
Link 4 brings us one of the Simon Mayo show members being dumped.
Awwwwwww. So send her lots of money, chocolate, holidays, flowers, and striper
grams. Rhys tells us that “ sports girl” is coming in. Chris gives her comfort by saying
that she is the best looking member of Newsbeat. She’s single as well! She slags
Mel’s shoes then runs away.
In link 5, we get a result! 150 donuts from Greg’s! And they’re stuffing themselves! .
VIADUCT CLAIRE -V- DAVID THE PHOTOGRAPHER!!
David won the game, won more chocolate, south park game, Animal Hospital video,
a donut, sung “ hark the herald angel sing” and will be back tomorrow.
BLOB BUSTERS ( with Chris swearing [ calling Mel a stupid shit])
1. What F describes Gazza’s friend Mr five bellies? Free
2. What N describes Another Level? No bugger left.
3. What L describes Jeffrey Archer? Lair lair pants on fire
4. What Q describes Denise van Outen? Quite prepared to do anything to get into the
papers.
And we open the advent calendar again, with the 4 most cronic jokes in the world
1. Why do elephants paint their feet yellow? So they can hide upside down in custard.
2. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you too.
3. What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
4. Why did the burglar cut the legs off his bed? Because he wants to lie low.
97---99 FM_______Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 9/12/99
broadcasting from Bethlehem , it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Pelmet
Coal about making cheap Yule Logs, in our new feature, Smeg Nog . And now its A
possible contender for radio DJ of the year, perhaps, Chris Moyles .
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, we still think Chris looks like Toadie from Neighbours after saying : “
g’day, bonzer, ripper” and “you look like a real spunk!” So Chris tells a story about
Dave. He fell asleep in the car wash, and Mel couldn’t get it working ( the car wash
that is!). Rhys’ car has never been washed yet! A company with a lot of Italians in it
has been saying nothing but “ rrrrrrrrrumpy ppppppppppppppumpy” since they heard
it!
In link 2, The Shirehorses played in London, which were good, great, and brilliant.
Giran Giran played and were cronic, while the Thunder Bugs, who were supporting
them were great! Chris gets an offer to start Go-Ped racing, as if! Dave stammers to
explain that they should give the Go-Ped to charity, or he could ride it to work.
In link 3, we get a caller about the free stuff. He could get some gourmet food for
free! Like chicken burgers and Ravioli.
Link 4 brings us one of the Simon Mayo show members being dumped.
Awwwwwww. So send her lots of money, chocolate, holidays, flowers, and striper
grams. Rhys tells us that “ sports girl” is coming in. Chris gives her comfort by saying
that she is the best looking member of Newsbeat. She’s single as well! She slags
Mel’s shoes then runs away.
In link 5, we get a result! 150 donuts from Greg’s! And they’re stuffing themselves! .
VIADUCT CLAIRE -V- DAVID THE PHOTOGRAPHER!!
David won the game, won more chocolate, south park game, Animal Hospital video,
a donut, sung “ hark the herald angel sing” and will be back tomorrow.
BLOB BUSTERS ( with Chris swearing [ calling Mel a stupid shit])
1. What F describes Gazza’s friend Mr five bellies? Free
2. What N describes Another Level? No bugger left.
3. What L describes Jeffrey Archer? Lair lair pants on fire
4. What Q describes Denise van Outen? Quite prepared to do anything to get into the
papers.
And we open the advent calendar again, with the 4 most cronic jokes in the world
1. Why do elephants paint their feet yellow? So they can hide upside down in custard.
2. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you too.
3. What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
4. Why did the burglar cut the legs off his bed? Because he wants to lie low.
97---99 FM_______Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 9/12/99
