- Fri Oct 27, 2000 11:00 am
Eddie Large had awoken from a dream and stared at the milkman who had ran over his beloved cat Chester. Syd Lyttle woke up to retrieve the flat cat and put it into a big bowl which they boiled with Uncle Bens rice. Whilst this was going on, Hulk Hogan had watched all this thru his new see everything binoculars which he bought from a one pound shop for £3.99. He made a collect call from America to Esther Rantzen but she proceeded to tell him that the BBC hadnt commisioned a series of Thats Life for 5 years and that she couldnt give a rats ass about them. Hulk was annoyed and tracked down Columbo actor Peter Falk to help him find these 2 despicable people. Columbo told him he was busy ...
dave benson phillips