[Yudster]

Oh dear - looks like Duck NEEDS a vajazzle!

[chrysostom]

You could get Fred the Red!

[The Deadly]

Here is this years Valentines day gift.

[chrysostom]

I think we all forget that Valentine's day is a tough time for the dyslexic.

[bmstinton93]

We should have a FAQ on forum members.

#2 what's Chris' job?

[chrysostom]

#3 Kit Kat or Twix?

[The Deadly]

The mistake is a deliberate one I assure you.

[Boboff]

#1 Does Duck have a vajazzle

I am thinking more khaki dungarees & DM's???

(That look I actually find very attractive, yeah I know! who knew!)

[chrysostom]

The mistake is a deliberate one I assure you.

Thanks for clarifying, there was me thinking that you had actually confused the social convention of presenting a loved on with a bunch of flowers with giving them a bunch of cooking flour.

[Yudster]

I bet you went out and bought that flour especially to set up that photo. I'm not sure if that points to you being methodical and detailed, or sad...

[The Deadly]

I bet you went out and bought that flour especially to set up that photo. I'm not sure if that points to you being methodical and detailed, or sad...

I bought it deliberately for the purposes of the joke yes. The photo was taken for the benefit of my fans on Facebook. They appreciate good humour.

[JayE]

I bet you went out and bought that flour especially to set up that photo. I'm not sure if that points to you being methodical and detailed, or sad...

I bought it deliberately for the purposes of the joke yes. The photo was taken for the benefit of my fans on Facebook. They appreciate good humour.

Well done. Thought that was quite good actually.

[Boboff]

Well I'll give you it's more funny than stropping about merging threads. (Although I think if it had been the wrong week for a certain red haired Mod, it could have been allot more funny!)

[Try again w/c 25th!]

[The Deadly]

I bet you went out and bought that flour especially to set up that photo. I'm not sure if that points to you being methodical and detailed, or sad...

I bought it deliberately for the purposes of the joke yes. The photo was taken for the benefit of my fans on Facebook. They appreciate good humour.

Well done. Thought that was quite good actually.

I got a real gift too. I'm not that tight.

[a-moron]

I bet you went out and bought that flour especially to set up that photo. I'm not sure if that points to you being methodical and detailed, or sad...

I bought it deliberately for the purposes of the joke yes. The photo was taken for the benefit of my fans on Facebook. They appreciate good humour.

You have fans on Facebook?

I have pictures of me in a thong.

[Nicola_Red]

if it had been the wrong week for a certain red haired Mod, it could have been allot more funny!)

[Try again w/c 25th!]

Next week actually. I have a short cycle. (To be filed under: 'Too Much Information')

[The Deadly]

I bet you went out and bought that flour especially to set up that photo. I'm not sure if that points to you being methodical and detailed, or sad...

I bought it deliberately for the purposes of the joke yes. The photo was taken for the benefit of my fans on Facebook. They appreciate good humour.

You have fans on Facebook?

I have pictures of me in a thong.

Well I have lots of people who enjoy my commentary on local issues that pop up on Facebook. They expect to be entertained and I don't like to let them down.

I want to see your sack in a tight green thong.

[Yudster]

Why green?

[The Deadly]

Why green?

It makes the pubic hair more visible.

[dimtimjim]

I have a short cycle.

[Nicola_Red]

If only that was what I meant *sigh*

Anyway, Mr Red cooked me a lovely meal last night, so we had a lovely evening despite the fact we're both full of colds.

[dimtimjim]

S'other way round in our house, 'cos I cook (virtually) every meal - the V-Day treat was for Mrs DTJ to cook for me, which was nice.

[chrysostom]

We did the Waitrose set meal thing. It was bloody good - mussels to start, truffle mac 'n' cheese with potato rostis for main and then a box of chocolates & white chocolate/cherry mousse with a bottle of red.

Crazy, stupid, love was a good choice of film.

[Nicola_Red]

Mr Red picked up my present yesterday. It's a beautiful early 20th century vintage typewriter. He knew I wanted one - after we got it he showed me his ebay history of all the ones he'd been watching and bidding on trying to score one for me. Drove all the way to Halifax to collect it too. I'm very lucky

[Boboff]

That is so nice Nic!

You've found a belter there mate!

Why did he go to the Building Society to collect it thought?