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By Nicola_Red
#488579
Yeah, positive. But as I say, they were chrisjames posts, not moylesisagod or voiceofreason.
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By a-moron
#488580
Not to split hairs or be a pedantic * but I can see 2 uses of the "gap effect" in his last page worth of posts.

Only once in each post mind but the gaps are there.
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By Nicola_Red
#488582
Oh, well, maybe I'm being blind. Not that it really matters, Christmasjames is still doing an excellent job. And I have no idea who it is.
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By a-moron
#488585
Nah. I'm just shitting you.
Couldn't give a bugger.
Quiet at work you see and I'm in a pokey mood.
Had a screen grab, highlighted gap effects and everything.

Oh well. Never mind. I'll away and annoy someone else.

Tim! Your a dick!
[color=#FFFFBF]You're not really Tim and if anyone attempts to quote the your / you're misspelling, haha. Go * yourself!
By christmasjames
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It is a well kno wn fact that the fi rst place Santa visits is Guam and the last place Santa visits is Ha waii. Santa then returns home to the North Po le for a well earned re st.
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By Yudster
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christmasjames, has Santa confided any bits of useful information this year?
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By The Deadly
#488591
I hear Santa will be filling in on the breakfast show on BBC radio 4 this Boxing Day.
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By dimtimjim
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theflyingbadger wrote:Tim! Your a dick!


Flattery will get you nowhere... x
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By charla
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Do we know who's on the naughty and nice lists?
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By Yudster
#488599
We don't but you know, I bet you anything you like christmasjames does...
By christmasjames
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charlalottie wrote:Do we know who's on the naughty and nice lists?

I don't kn ow this yet. How ever, Santa will be conf iding in me on Saturday about who is on the naugh ty and nice list.
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By Nicola_Red
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When I was a kid my mum used to threaten me from about August with Santa's elves watching me if I did anything bad. She would just say "ELVES!" and that was enough to put the fear of God into me.
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By Boboff
#488602
AH, my Mum just used to Punch me in the face and tell me I was a worthless piece of shit, who was a * nobody.

Still it didn't do me any harm.
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By dimtimjim
#488626
Nicola_Red wrote: She would just say "ELVES!"


We've had a similar theme running in our house since November when 'er indoors eldest said she wanted a new BlackBerry for Christmas - hence repeated shouts of "PHONE" at the mildest sniff of being outa line..!
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By a-moron
#488630
My eldest put in his demands for a squirrel?!
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By Nicola_Red
#488633
A real one?
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By Nicola_Red
#488641
I think squirrels are pretty cool, but they aren't really ideal pets.
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By Yudster
#488642
bmstinton93 wrote:It's Badger's child. Of course it's a real squirrel!


He hasn't been reading a certain Enid Blyton book has he? In The Children of Cherry Tree Farm, Rory has a pet squirrel. Made me want one when I was a kid too.
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By chrysostom
#488644
theflyingbadger wrote:My eldest put in his demands for a squirrel?!


My mind immediately went to this:

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By a-moron
#488651
You have 2 more shots at this then I'm packing up and leaving.
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