- Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:59 pm
A man dies and goes to heaven. On his arrival, he is surrounded by millions of clocks. Curious, he calls over an angel. "Angel, what are all these clocks for?" he asks.
"They are for each person left on earth. It's how we keep track of how much time they have left."
Suddenly, the hour hand on one of the clocks spins around very quickly.
"Angel, why did that happen?" the man asks.
"Well, when someone acts ridiculously, we take an hour off their life."
The man thinks awhile and eventually says, "Where's Peter Andre's clock then?"
"Oh that?" says the angel. "We keep that in the office. It doubles as a fan."
I woke up this morning with money coming out of my backside and I counted it all out and it totaled £1999, I thought I wasn't feeling too grand!