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By MK Chris
#310990
Johnny Karate storms into the lead!
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By Yudster
#310991
Dear Apostrophe Waitress by Belle and Sebastian?
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By Yudster
#311026
Reminds me of the quote from Shakespeare (not sure if it's from a play, or something he actually said) when commenting on the appearance of a man with very bandy legs:-

How now, what manner of man is this,
That carries his balls in parenthesis?

He was funny, that Shakespeare bloke.
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By Vivienne
#311037
The sun makes me think of ELO's Mr Blue Sky.

Camisole tops make me think of "boob tubes" which make me think of the song "Brass in Pocket" by the Pretenders. I always have to switch this choon off, because it reminds me of my school disco days, when I had decided I had boobs (I didn't), I bought a shiny sequined boob tube from a local shop, put it on for the disco, was dancing about, noticed lots of people laughing, and looked down only to discover it had fallen off.
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By MK Chris
#311115
Yudster wrote:He was funny, that Shakespeare bloke.

Was he, though?

Conspiracytheoriestastic

Wordsendingintasticarestartingtocomeintofashionagaintastic.
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By Sistermoon
#311121
Every time I am sitting in church (trying not to fall asleep!) and the pastor says "Jeremiah was a profit", I always think "No he wasn't, he was a Bullfrog, was a good friend of mine, never understood a word he said, but I helped him drink some wine"....and then, I have completely lost track of what she is saying again!

And, sunny days remind me of "Mr Blue Sky" too. :)
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By Yudster
#311188
Irritatingannatastic!
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By MK Chris
#311190
Or would that be irritatingannetastic?
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