[Topher]

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*Must... not... rise... to it.....*

[flyingbadger]

Ah ffs.

edit. I FORGOT ABOUT THE TEXT SPEAK ROWS. AND THIS

LOL

Just a quickie BBQ.

Quote. Then post.

And none of these wee * ------>

Well it's lovely to have you Pajo / P_B / Burkster?

I hope you've read the forum rules.
Adhere to these and it should be plain sailing.

Oh and none of the these wee *

Welcome aboard.

I'm not lovely. I'm a bit of a dick to be fair.
I will, however, always treat "newbies" nicely unless they start doing * things. Like post one of these ->

Newbies... * hate that term. What a condescending, wanky term of phrase. That's all that is.

And G-Sizzle doesn't half talk some shite by the way.
We can be "a bitchy bunch in here"?!
Speak for yourself *. Especially with that pish about noses being put out of joint with someone actually having physical contact with Moyles.
Ask Tim, he's met him and we all love him in here.
Oh wait...

You don't! You look like someone who is defending me and I appreciate that. Deadly is allowed to think that I'm disloyal and that you're an arse kisser, but he isn't allowed to post personal insults.

Ha, I wouldn't have said it was personal insult. More a defamation of character.

(The two are different, right?)

And Deadly can call me what ever he wants. Just not an arse licker. Or post one of these

Oh dear big Bin Man Gerry. It's no really that exciting.
I can flash you a bit of leg if that's your thing or call you an expletive. That's about all I got.

Welcome along new guys anyhoo's.
Don't be one post wonders.
Don't poke the Yuds.
Don't succumb to Deadly's advances.
Do be prepared to be merged by Nic and most importantly...
Any * posts one these
Then we're finished.

[The Deadly]

Nobody succumbs to my advances any more.

[DevilsDuck]

Nobody would dare feed the yuds...

[Topher]

Not this time - that was from me after he rubbished Fools.

[foot-loose]

It would be better if it was funny. It doesn't really stand up as a drama...

[Yudster]

Its never been my favourite thing either.

[Nicola_Red]

Mine neither, but I can see its merits. I just think it's very of its time. There are comedies that I think have stood the test of time better, like Fawlty Towers or Porridge.

[foot-loose]

Or Blackadder.

*pokes Topher with a stick*

[Topher]

Its never been my favourite thing either.

Yeah, but I know he was joking (at least a little bit)....

Mine neither, but I can see its merits. I just think it's very of its time. There are comedies that I think have stood the test of time better, like Fawlty Towers or Porridge.

Those have definitely stood the test of time and I do love both of those, but I don't see how you can say it's not stood the test of time! It's funny every time. EVERY TIME. You are WRONG.

There I bit.

Or Blackadder.

*pokes Topher with a stick*

Piss off you.

[foot-loose]

EVERY TIME. You are WRONG.

*sits back satisfied*

[The Deadly]

So David Cameron and the pig......

[MadTheEddos]

Some Mothers Do Ave Em. I think that actually gets funnier with time. Same with Mr Bean.

[Nicola_Red]

Persuaded Mr Red to switch to the same bank as me and we got £100 each for the privilege, it landed in my account today. Very pleased.

[slaphead1982]

I'm happy to see this site soo lively after being dormant for soo long.

[Johnny 1989]

Yeah it's nice to be back and to see you all back here, I remember why I joined in the first place

[James H]

+1 to this. Good to see it all active again. Knew it would happen, honest. I wasn't starting to worry!

[Boboff]

I am pleased too.

It's very new this internet, forum, ebs and flows etc, and this is like a new phase in a modern history of media and communication and social stuff like innit.

[foot-loose]

I am pleased too.

It's very new this internet, forum, ebs and flows etc, and this is like a new phase in a modern history of media and communication and social stuff like innit.

#truedat

[Topher]

So David Cameron and the pig......

Doesn't change my opinion of him. He's still a *, just a * that allegedly did weird stuff with his * and a dead pig and did a few drugs.

[Nicola_Red]

So David Cameron and the pig......

Doesn't change my opinion of him. He's still a *, just a * that allegedly did weird stuff with his * and a dead pig and did a few drugs.

That's exactly what I said to Mr Red. He was terrible at running the country before and he's still terrible now, what he did at uni really doesn't matter that much.

[Topher]

I think he is quite good at running the country for very rich people. You are obviously not in the top 1%.

[Nicola_Red]

Ha! No, most definitely not

A friend of mine (from my other forum) was married to a bloke who physically and sexually abused her and their kids. He went to prison but is now out. He pays child support for their one child who is still young enough to be entitled to it, via the CSA. Hidden in the Tories' manifesto was that they were to stop that and make parents make their own arrangements for child support, and if they couldn't, the government will take 24% of the money as payment for doing it. So regardless of whether it's difficult, traumatic or dangerous to have contact with your ex, you gotta do it - or lose a quarter of your (already quite measly) money. It's so gross. She has a petition going against it, but I dunno if it'll make any difference.

[Topher]

I didn't know that, it hasn't received much of the attention. Where is it, I will sign. It's not much, but it goes towards showing the strength of feeling against a vicious regime (I truly believe that by the way - I genuinely think that there's a relatively small amount of incompetence in this government that pales into insignificance next to the vile, disgusting, evil, uncaring malice that is causing most of the issues. Iain Duncan Smith is the vilest of all, he is a bigger * than any of them.

[Nicola_Red]

Thanks Toph. Here it is:

https://www.change.org/p/rt-hon-david-cameron-mp-child-maintenance-for-abused-families

If anyone else would like to sign it would be appreciated.