[The Magic Mullet]

For all of time and ever always. Or until the lift engineer turned up...

1. Gwen Stefani (I'd end up stoving her head in with my shoe)
2. Colin Murray
3. Leona off X-Factor (I'd assume she'd try and kill us all with a Power Ballad attack)
4. The kn*b off the Picture Loans advert
5. Jeremy Kyle (The thought of me and him in an enclosed space and him saying "Go on, be a man and shake my hand" over and over again is horrifying).

[SAV1OUR]

Reggie Yates - If I hear him say 'Go on, get involved!' over BBC generic backing music again I'll scream the lift down to the effing basement and kill us both.
Philip Schofield - Cheesy silver fox. ITV crossed the line when they gave DAYTIME TV hosts primetime outings.
The baddie out of 'Speed' for obvious reasons
Westwood - He'd probably try and pimp the lift up (charlie and the great glass elevator style aagghh)
Carol Vorderman, saved her till last, I hate goody-two-shoes, I would take my chances down the shaft, believe it or not I have been stuck in a lift before and clambered my way out, no f*cker helped me neither, despite the deafening alarm (I sounded it several times throughout the hour) Its good though, at least I can escape, jump down to the nearest floor and leave her in there with her cnutdrums and vile vowels, she'll have a ball. aaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiioooouuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwww

[DemonHorse]

George Bush
Michael Barrymore
Jade Goody
Gwen Stefani
Russell Brand.

I don't think any of those NEED any explanations.

[Boboff]

Carol Thatcher
Giles Branddreth
Ben Elton
Ansley Harriot
Anyone who serves on any tobaconist counter for Tesco - they are all Horrible !

[Ballbag]

Jo Brand
Moyles
Geoff Capes
Michelle McManus
Rik Waller.

My reasons are spacially based.

[Boboff]

you hate chu nky monkeys !

[rich2006]

1. Arsene Wenger
2. Kate Thornton
3. Confused.com bloke
4. Ricky Martin
5. That weird one from Eton Road

[SAV1OUR]

1. Arsene Wenger
2. Kate Thornton
3. Confused.com bloke
4. Ricky Martin
5. That weird one from Eton Road

I understand the Kate Thornton one, it was on the tip of my tongue, she didnt quite make the list, but having checked out her bumper (if chris can squeeze it, then it must be good) I now know that looks alone shes not that bad providing you managed to stop her from repeatedly saying "get voting, it really is that close this week and every week!"

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

1.Nikki from BB
2.That guy from the cillit bang advert
3.Paris Hilton
4. The lady from the vanish oxi action advert who washes the clothes
5. a cannibal

[derekacorahsdad]

1.Dawn french shes just not funny
2.The shelas wheels singer
3.scott out of the jungle
4.eaton road weardo
5.julian clarey

[The Magic Mullet]

For all of time and ever always. Or until the lift engineer turned up...

1. Gwen Stefani (I'd end up stoving her head in with my shoe)
2. Colin Murray
3. Leona off X-Factor (I'd assume she'd try and kill us all with a Power Ballad attack)
4. The kn*b off the Picture Loans advert
5. Jeremy Kyle (The thought of me and him in an enclosed space and him saying "Go on, be a man and shake my hand" over and over again is horrifying).

I'm changing Jeremy Kyle to Kate Thornton. I just remembered how much I truely loathe her.

[The Magic Mullet]

1. Arsene Wenger
2. Kate Thornton
3. Confused.com bloke
4. Ricky Martin
5. That weird one from Eton Road

I understand the Kate Thornton one, it was on the tip of my tongue, she didnt quite make the list, but having checked out her bumper (if chris can squeeze it, then it must be good) I now know that looks alone shes not that bad providing you managed to stop her from repeatedly saying "get voting, it really is that close this week and every week!"

I hadn't noticed these 2 posts before adding Thornton to mine. It struck me earlier that before XFactor all she did was rent-a-quote on things like "Top 100 doors of all time" and "I Love 1990's Telephone Posts".

[Walter Sobchak]

1.Any non-smoker
2.An Ice-cream van driver.
3.A chocoholic.
4.a sexy blonde womans husband.
5.Jamie Oliver

[The Magic Mullet]

1.Any non-smoker
2.An Ice-cream van driver.
3.A chocoholic.
4.a sexy blonde womans husband.
5.Jamie Oliver

You want the husband? What does it matter if his wife is sexy if you just want him?

[funkyseaweed]

1. Paris Hilton
2. Nikki from Big Brother (in fact anyone from Big Brother, ever)
3. Britney Spears
4. Justin Timberlake
5. Russel Brand

[DemonHorse]

Most of these people lsited, I'd probably end up killing them with my bare hands if trapped anywhere with them...

[Geonosian]

Westlife.

[ilovespam]

Nikki From Big bruv,
Colin murray,
the two from the mighty boosh,

And


mr blobby.

[Walter Sobchak]

1.Any non-smoker
2.An Ice-cream van driver.
3.A chocoholic.
4.a sexy blonde womans husband.
5.Jamie Oliver

You want the husband? What does it matter if his wife is sexy if you just want him?

where did it say that?
5 People you'd least like to be stuck in a lift with forever - explained
[list=]1 - because I would need a ciggie
2 - because he obviously wouldn't have his Ice Cream van, (unless it was a vehicle lift?), so after a long period of heat, the madness would set in and the thought that THIS MAN had ICE CREAMS!!!! would be unbearable!
3 -ALL CHOCOLATE WOULD BE MINE - FACT!
4 - If the woman was there, NO WAY would I want her husband there too!
5 - nuff said here[/list]!

[Walter Sobchak]

GRRRR @ that damned = sign in the list thingy!!!!
remeber folks, PREVIEW FIRST!

[ilovespam]

ok ill change my list would be :-




Take that,


and chantel

[diouri]

5 peeps?
jan leeming
jose mourinho
bloke who got fired from confused.com ad
anthea turner
and jamie oliver
need i say more?

[ilovespam]

What about that idiot from the halifax adverts. you know the one

[diouri]

howard from halifax is MINT! dont want his bank parodies though!

[Lucie]

in a lift FOREVER?

any combination of any person in the whole world! it'd all be equally horrible! I don't think I like people enough for all this.