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By Vivienne
#258981
Moyles was considering a minute's silence for the tragic loss of his XBox yesterday (R.I.P. box). :cry:

If you had to lose / break something, which item would devastate you?
By Ballbag
#258986
If I lost my resistance to devastation, it would devastate me.
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By Vivienne
#258987
Hmmmm.....
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By DJ2liveUK
#259029
If I had to lose my marbles then that would devastate me. Oh wait a minute I think I have.
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By Yudster
#259051
I don't know that devestation is the right work, but it would be a catastrophe if my washing machine broke. Like it almost always does, just before Christmas......
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By Boboff
#259054
If I lost my virginity I would be devastated
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By Yudster
#259063
Its all right Bobsie, its not lost, you left it in the conservatory, under the chair.
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By Boboff
#259072
No... I've not lost it, its right here on my wrist.
By Ballbag
#259073
Like a prom queen's flower.
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By Geonosian
#259075
If I lost my wrist i would be bloody devastated
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By Boboff
#259076
Bag for balls wrote:Like a prom queen's flower.

That's funny !

What words do you use when refering to genetalia, to your children, or what did you parents call those bits ?

My daughter has a la la, and my son a wallet, the latter one especially has been a god send, especially when the chap anounces, daddies got a big fat wallet.....
By Ballbag
#259078
Kock and balls.
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By Yudster
#259082
My little boy has a willy. I have a rather embarrassed feeling that with my daughter, we just referred to her "bits".....that's appalling really, the least we could have done was to give it a name!
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By Geonosian
#259084
An unusual avenue this thread is taking.....
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By Yudster
#259087
Yes, its wandered a bit, hasn't it? Thanks Boboff!
By Ballbag
#259088
I was in a swimming pool changing room once and there was this little kid in there with his dad. It was relatively quiet, until the kid pointed at a stranger and asked his father "Daddy, why is that man's willy bigger than yours". The father quickly grabbed the kid and took themselves to another area of the changing room before the laughter began.
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By Yudster
#259090
Geonosian wrote:An unusual avenue this thread is taking.....


Although maybe for many there is a relationship between the XBox and the genitals? So perhaps it actually hasn't wandered as far as I thought.
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By Geonosian
#259093
You could be right. Cant say my XBox activity has crossed paths with the other before but stranger things have happened.

Like that horse becoming Pope.
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By SAV1OUR
#259094
Bag for balls wrote:I was in a swimming pool changing room once and there was this little kid in there with his dad. It was relatively quiet, until the kid pointed at a stranger and asked his father "Daddy, why is that man's willy bigger than yours". The father quickly grabbed the kid and took themselves to another area of the changing room before the laughter began.


lmfao!

Well if I broke my glasses or fridge (on its last legs anyway) it would be quite a willy-up indeed. I wouldnt miss the internet anyway if this thing broke again, only had it year and a half, I will pay £200 repair once, but I will not pay twice, I wont smack the computer now or it might log on when I'm in bed and call me horrible names on here.
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By Boboff
#259097
My Mum used to call mine a Twiddle !
By Ballbag
#259102
Mine was always referred to as a baby's arm holding an apple.
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By SAV1OUR
#259104
We were a bunch of vegetables in the showers at school, in no particular order there was carrot, mushroom, the flesh rainbow, and Dom (Ok I made the last one up)
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#259261
If I broke my pizza menu i would cry.
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By Yudster
#259309
You could laminate it then it would be safe from breakage, and conveniently wipe-clean.

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