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By The Magic Mullet
#258265
I think you should wish for a better education.

<gets out ruler>

I would wish for 8 treadmills so I could re-create the video for 'Here It Goes Again' by OK Go.
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By davetricks1
#258266
cool.... I see your point.... I might wish for power over everything
By Ballbag
#258268
I would wish for you davetricks to improve your diction, and then to go away.
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By davetricks1
#258270
I wud wish for you to shut up and stop spamming my thread
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By Console
#258273
Once again, davetricks, I ask that you look up the definition of 'spam'.
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By davetricks1
#258275
ok..... I wud wish for for immortality and to rule the world
By The Magic Mullet
#258279
davetricks1 wrote:ok..... I wud wish for for immortality and to rule the world


That's 2 wishes.
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By davetricks1
#258281
oh... eyh but wat if you wish for 2 wishes
By The Magic Mullet
#258283
davetricks1 wrote:oh... eyh but wat if you wish for 2 wishes


Then that's stupid. You might as well wish for a majillion squillion wishes and have done with it.
By funkyseaweed
#258290
I would wish for you to learn to spell properly.

"what would" not "wat wud"

Aside from that? I wish that I either understood maths, or didn't ever have to study or use it.
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By davetricks1
#258291
yeh... but wat if your ... for your first wish... wish for a million... then you wud never run out
By The Magic Mullet
#258296
davetricks1 wrote:yeh... but wat if your ... for your first wish... wish for a million... then you wud never run out


You would if you made 1 million wishes...
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By SAV1OUR
#258301
Fascinating
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By davetricks1
#258303
dam right... then you wud never run out of wishes
By funkyseaweed
#258305
That would be a bit pointless though. If you didn't have to work for anything, there'd be no sense of achievement, and you'd get bored.
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By davetricks1
#258306
but wat if you wish for a sense of achievment if you dont do anything
By The Magic Mullet
#258307
davetricks1 wrote:but wat if you wish for a sense of achievment if you dont do anything


Are you drunk?
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By davetricks1
#258309
no im not drunk..... you could also wish to be drunk but your not
By funkyseaweed
#258311
Yeah but these are things you could just do. No need to wish to be drunk.

Ok, I wish that I had a limitless overdraft on my bank account that never had to be paid back.
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By davetricks1
#258314
I would wish to rule the world and everyone did wat I wanted to
By funkyseaweed
#258316
davetricks1 wrote:I would wish to rule the world and everyone did wat I wanted to


Including typing 'what' without the 'h'? So that it rhymes with 'cat' and 'mat'?
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By Boboff
#258317
I am with Bag for Balls, I wish I wish I wish Dave Tricks would leave the forum.

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