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By Yudster
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Torch it. That'll teach him.
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By Travis Bickle
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Yudster wrote:Torch it. That'll teach him.


Or smash its windows and slash the tyres. As tempting as that is I think I'll go for the firm but polite note through the letterbox asking him to shift it.
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By Boboff
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Why?
If it's parked legally who cares?
The fact it's parked on a I assume public highway, but outside your house is tough luck really?
You do not ever own your view unless you actually own your view.
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By Travis Bickle
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boboff wrote:Why?
If it's parked legally who cares?
The fact it's parked on a I assume public highway, but outside your house is tough luck really?
You do not ever own your view unless you actually own your view.


It's not the public highway, and I accept that I dont own the view, but I just think this is about manners and respect for neighbours. There shouldnt be any parking on the large grass area anyway, but it is tolerated when people do it in front of their own houses, not in front of their neighbours.
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By Yudster
#455584
Park your bike in his front room. Or his missus.
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By Nicola_Red
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Travis Bickle wrote:
boboff wrote:Oh, fair enough.

Can't you park on his grass then?


If I had a car I would, but I have a motorbike!


You ride a motorbike too? *swoons*
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By Travis Bickle
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Nicola_Red wrote:
Travis Bickle wrote:
boboff wrote:Oh, fair enough.

Can't you park on his grass then?


If I had a car I would, but I have a motorbike!


You ride a motorbike too? *swoons*


It is true. I'm a hell of a catch aren't I 8O

Ever rode pillion before? 8)
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By Nicola_Red
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bmstinton93 wrote:Who said they were any good...?


Cheeky bugger. To paraphrase Seinfeld, they're spectacular.
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By Nicola_Red
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Why do you always mention him? He was one of a few people who's seen one pic, several years ago. There are others who've seen more, y'know.
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By Nicola_Red
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Meh, it's no secret. I just don't want you making out like Toph is the only one or the main one who's had pics, cos that's very far from the truth and not really fair to him.
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By chrysostom
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My bloody train this morning was the wrong one from Oxford - and resulted in my journey taking 2 hours instead of 1. Fuming.

Also I'm tired, and want to be in bed.

And hungry.

Basically everything is annoying me.
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By dimtimjim
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Yudster wrote:Park your bike in his front room. Or his missus.


Best advice you've dispensed in ages. Kudos.

Nicola_Red wrote:You ride a motorbike too? *swoons*


You've never mentioned this liking to me... Maybe I could have some pic's for you..! :wink:

Travis Bickle wrote:Ever rode pillion before? 8)


Always has a great effect on the ladies, dunnit. Not often they experience 14,000rpm between the legs*.

Nicola_Red wrote:There are others who've seen more, y'know.


Me, me, me!! I got the t-shirt, place mats, tea-towel and official 2012 calendar... Money well spent. :)



*Unless i've been on the Red-Bull. :D
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By Nicola_Red
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It's not on sale yet, but I can start a waiting list for you.

I think that's the first ever time that I have posted a sentence here that I also use at work...
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By chrysostom
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Nicola_Red wrote:It's not on sale yet, but I can start a waiting list for you.

I think that's the first ever time that I have posted a sentence here that I also use at work...


so much innuendo, but i'm trying to be nice.
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