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By dimtimjim
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Johnny 1989 wrote:Can't they get you the dual screen, one keyboard/mouse/PC thing? One of the girls in the office has two monitors but only one keyboard/mouse/PC, she just drags certain programmes over to the right screen & drags the mouse from screen to screen, depending on which one she wants to use.


I do have. Depending on what programmes i'm using I have two set-ups. Setup one, the most used, is two screens with one keyboard and mouse. My alternate setup, which happens to be shown there is when i'm using two different PC's so put RHS screen to my super-duper-64bit one. I always run outlook/internet on left hand side.

And yes, its a busy wallpaper, a collage of things I like... My daughter/family, motorbikes, and girls with cracking norks. Oh, and a few scenic ones.
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By Yudster
#441972
foot-loose wrote:
boboff wrote:*Googles what Red Tube is..........


Oh My! Three Willies in one lady, who would have thought it! My eyes are bleeding!

Only three?


Well without doubling up and/or risking serious injury, that would seem to be the maximum. Not the optimum mind.
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By Yudster
#441975
Quiet and comfortable!
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By DevilsDuck
#441977
I thought you where like my old car yuds....took 4 comfortably....5 at a squeeze
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By foot-loose
#441984
Yudster wrote:
foot-loose wrote:
boboff wrote:*Googles what Red Tube is..........


Oh My! Three Willies in one lady, who would have thought it! My eyes are bleeding!

Only three?


Well without doubling up and/or risking serious injury, that would seem to be the maximum. Not the optimum mind.

Who cares about that?
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By Yudster
#441991
Well under certain circumstances, I certainly would!!
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By Boboff
#442007
DevilsDuck wrote:I thought you where like my old car yuds....took 4 comfortably....5 at a squeeze



See thats very funny, I actually Laughed out Load in a retro kind of way!

I think personnally one at a time should suffice for any lady.
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By Munki Bhoy
#442008
boboff wrote:
DevilsDuck wrote:I thought you where like my old car yuds....took 4 comfortably....5 at a squeeze



See thats very funny, I actually Laughed out Load in a retro kind of way!

I think personnally one at a time should suffice for any lady.


Queuing - it's the British way.
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By dimtimjim
#442049
boboff wrote:
DevilsDuck wrote:I thought you where like my old car yuds....took 4 comfortably....5 at a squeeze


See thats very funny, I actually Laughed out Load in a retro kind of way!


:lol: Meee too! DD, by chance i was drinking tea while reading this, not expecting your comment, feck it you nearly choked me!!! Touche, a pint is in the post.....
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By Yudster
#442061
Don't be mean, I'm in pain this morning. I got knocked over on the pavement by a cyclist yesterday. Into the path of a BMW. Which almost managed to avoid me. Not quite though. Bloody cyclists. At least the driver stopped! Well, it was that or drive over my head, so - actually I think I got lucky.
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By dimtimjim
#442071
Oh, I wasn't laughing at the comments applicability to you, just the comment itself. Not heard that one before, will try to use it more often in conversation.....

Sorry about your bad news. I'm sure there must be some joke about 'couldn'ta happened to more deserving person...', but thats just mean, and as you said could easily have been worse, so I wont.... Pleased you came through ok.

Years ago a young girl ran across the road in front of me, I only just avoided her. I was driving a big-ole BMW at the time then (not mine, not trying to brag), and still say if i'd been in something less 'planted' (like a Punto or somefink) and stable i'd have cleared her up....

Anywayz, get well soon, innit.
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By Yudster
#442079
Thank you - I'm fine, just lots of sprains and bruises! Sore.
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By Longview01
#442122
I'm watching a very twitchy guy in Jeremy Kyle saying that smoking weed has no effect on him...
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By Johnny 1989
#442265
Work, one of my colleagues in my department is having her work taken away from her as the role is been centralised, she will still have a job but they haven't told her what he role will be. Unfortunately as nice a person as she is she can't handle too much stress at all & so this week has been rather snappy towards myself and another colleague. Once again our firm seems to be intent in destroying our working environment :x
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By Ilovematt
#442271
Is pissed off that the BBC are not showing Hicksted because of poncey tennis and shitty motor racing !!!!
They will be hearing from me :evil:
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