[Yudster]

Have you given up wanking Boboff?

[foot-loose]

Have you given up wanking Boboff?

More to the point, have YOU given up wanking Boboff?

[Yudster]

You can't wank another person. Wanking is self-pleasuring. You can't self-pleasure someone else. Tit.

[Ed Pummelon]

You can wank someone else off though. Had the question been "have you given up wanking Bob off" that would have made sense. Kind of.

[Latina]

Sex, Beer, Sex, Beer, Sleep, Walk, Sex, Beer, Sex, Sleep.

Why less beer on the second day?

[Lactating Man Nips]

Too much walking.

[jocky85]

Last time I checked sex required another person, so I'm screwed, or not as the case may be!

[Bonanzoid]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8104645.stm

Haha, can you actually fall asleep during a tattoo??!

[Lactating Man Nips]

This is him. He's pretty much excluded himself from all jobs other than tattoo artist.

[foot-loose]

You can't wank another person. Wanking is self-pleasuring. You can't self-pleasure someone else. Tit.

You bloody well can!

I can probably find photos to prove it.

[foot-loose]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8104645.stm

Haha, can you actually fall asleep during a tattoo??!

I read that earlier.

To be honest, I have little sympathy. I don't know why yet cos it might not be her fault, but if it was me who was doing that, I would need to have a lot of trust in someone who was about to perminantly change how I look. It sounds like she had the idea that having stars all over her face might look good then when she saw it, she realised she looked like a bit of a fannypad. "It wasn't me, Mum, honest - I fell asleep and .. uhh .. the guy just started drawing everywhere.

I also would never trust someone that I last saw playing one of the bad guys in Lord of the Rings.

[TIAL]

I'll never know how people can do that to themselves.

I start feeling a bit self-conscious if I'm wearing a slightly outlandish t-shirt.

[Bonanzoid]

I reckon she's talking a bunch of piss and that that poor guy (despite looking like a weirdo) is being made the scapegoat for her idiot plan.

[foot-loose]

Didn't I just say that?

[Bonanzoid]

You did actually. I'm too tired to try and excuse myself, I just didn't read what you said. Oops.

[Lactating Man Nips]

Ha! those glasses, they're so normal. I suppose not rivetting just the lenses to his eyebrows counts as admirable restraint by his standards.

[TIAL]

Making me smile - some members of the Word Magazine blog admitting to liking Moyles.
http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/moyles-or-less

[Johnny 1989]

This is him. He's pretty much excluded himself from all jobs other than tattoo artist.

Can I just ask, this ear stretchign business, what's it all about, I mean honetly where did that "fad" come from. I've seen one who has had theirs removed, the ears looked like two damaged bits of bacon

[Bonanzoid]

I agree with you there, I find the whole tunneling fad to be bizarre, ugly and borderline retarded. I've seen a couple of people with tunnels that are relatively small and look ok (although I've never seen them ears sans earrings) but when they're as big as that dude's it's just plain mingin', ken?

[Latina]

Making me smile - some members of the Word Magazine blog admitting to liking Moyles.
http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/moyles-or-less

Interesting. Some of the positive comments on there support what I've always thought since I started liking Moyles... he's dropped the bullying part of his persona.

Also, I'd really like to know whether those people with claims of homophobia have anything to base them on other than the two or three much-publicised tabloid stories.

[jocky85]

Poor Aled today, did make me laugh though. Managed to see 3 of the pictures. But his reaction at the start was better than the rest of the feature!
Oh except possibly - 'Who was Albert married to?'

[Yudster]

Where are these pictures?

[jocky85]

They took them down from the website, apparently there were 4

[MK Chris]

[Bonanzoid]

Haha. Twitter is a scourge right enough. I'm guessing people heard that Schofield got a repetitive strain injury from tweeting?