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By Bonanzoid
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Sorry for double post, but what my mate just said to me on MSN which makes me think he's definitely still pished from last night;

"Nath says (14:56):
id love to have a vagina
id b sucha slut
btu wudnt liek * in me
ewwww"
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By C-Kay
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Topher wrote:Crikey, you got the money for that pretty quickly. Well done sir.


Thank you :D I now have a £1000 debt to clear :(

S4B wrote:OOOH well done sweets. Maybe now you'll finish our Scrabble games?


Ta. Yeah sorry, i've been a bit slack lately :lol:
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By Yudster
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C-Kay wrote:
Topher wrote:Crikey, you got the money for that pretty quickly. Well done sir.


Thank you :D I now have a £1000 debt to clear :(

And a shiny new HGV licence with which to earn the money for it! Well done.
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By Munki Bhoy
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Bonanzoid wrote:I posted that link 3 posts above your post Munki, hahaha.


So you did. Double tit. But he's still a bigger tit than me.
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By C-Kay
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Yudster wrote:
C-Kay wrote:
Topher wrote:Crikey, you got the money for that pretty quickly. Well done sir.


Thank you :D I now have a £1000 debt to clear :(

And a shiny new HGV licence with which to earn the money for it! Well done.


This is true. I've been driving this..it's been great fun :D

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By S4B
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C-Kay wrote:
S4B wrote:Is there any truth in the theory that the bigger the vehicle a man drives the smaller his penis is?



Yes :(


Bless you. That's you and Topher then.
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By Munki Bhoy
#386805
I honestly own a Corsa. You can take what you want from that. Personally I think it means I like being able to manoever in tight spaces.
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By S4B
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Munki Bhoy wrote:I honestly own a Corsa. You can take what you want from that. Personally I think it means I like being able to manoever in tight spaces.


MUST.AVOID.JOKES.
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By Yudster
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Munki Bhoy wrote:Nice Semi.

Pervert.
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I got a Tweet from Ellen Degeneres talking about free tickets to her show to see No Doubt perform on the backlot tomorrow. My boy called the number and 4 of them are going up.
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