[foot-loose]

My god it's like we've become lost in the dairylea triangle.

That was udder shite.

Seconded. Worse pun I've ever herd.

[Munki Bhoy]

We've widened it to all things cow. Pat on the head for that one.

[Yudster]

Expanded the pun base? Moosic to my ears.

[Bonanzoid]

No misteak about it.

[Zoot]

No misteak about it.

You think that works? Pull the udder one....

[Andy B]

Hmm going from cows to food. That's quite rare.

[foot-loose]

Hmm going from cows to food. That's quite rare.

True, but if it's well done, it can work wonders.

[Andy B]

I've had Strog-enough of these jokes now.

[Bonanzoid]

No misteak about it.

You think that works? Pull the udder one....

That was udder shite.

Sorry Zoot, was ahead of you on that one. You have to beef up your repertoire.

[Andy B]

Maybe he's just too chicken to do so. It's eggsactly the sort of thing he always does.

[Boboff]

That it, just runny whey.

[Yudster]

Andy B can't tell the difference between a chicken and a cow. Silly clucker.

[AndyJ]

I can't get tickets for V Festival. Ticketmaster keeps timing out on me. I have never been to a festival and really fancied V... ah well... maybe I will get tickets to another one in the year...

[Nicola_Red]

Did you try ticketline and wayahead as well?

[AndyJ]

Did you try ticketline and wayahead as well?

I have just tried www.ticketline.co.uk and got straight through and got 4 tickets. But the thing that is worrying me is that I didn't have to sign up to them and it didn't ask for an email address to send confirmation. I did print out the confirmation sheet and put them on a credit card just incase, but I thought it was a bit odd....

[Andy B]

Is it one of the approved sites. I was gonna get mine from absolute radio site.

[Bonanzoid]

Annoying me today - Guadeloupe. Still.

I spoke to my friend there who I lived with last year and she told me that the guy who was shot dead amongst riots/protests there was killed literally 100metres from where I worked before. That really scared me, and my worry for my friends there definitely wasn't misplaced.

On a happier note, my 2 ex-flatmates are leaving next Friday because life there is now absolutely unbearable and that makes me feel relief more than anything.

I'd be surprised if the British Council send anyone else out there now! And if they do, I might just have something to say.

[Andy B]

Not going to V anymore. Girlfriend's sister's wedding. Mix up with dates.

*.

[Yudster]

Andy shall I find you a box to stand on so you can reach that shelf where she keeps your balls?

[Andy B]

Unless it's a 38 storey box I wouldn't bother. I've known her for 6 years I can hardly be expected not to go now can I?

[Yudster]

I don't know. When I got married I wouldn't have wanted to feel that anyone had been dragged to the occasion. Why would I have wanted anyone there who would rather have been somewhere else?

[Boboff]

Tough call. Your GF will have to go, if she is ok with you not going I would go to V, if she wants a bit of Moral I think you will have to forgo the festival.

[Andy B]

She's not okay with me not going. Even when I threatened to be miserable the whole day. Don't wanna go. Her sister's mates all work in media and are bloody air kissing mwah mwah's and he is a rugger bugger and so are all his mates. I'm telling you the stag do will be some eastern European country and fake breasts will probably be involved.

[Yudster]

Oh for gods sake Andy, if you can't get the old ones back grow a new pair, this is ridiculous.

[Munki Bhoy]

Fake breasts?!

See the little goblin, see his little feet. And his little nosey-wosey, isn't the goblin sweet?!