[Munki Bhoy]

The only person I can think of seeing on the back of a bus is Susie McGuire from Clyde 1. I doubt it's her or he'd have moaned at me the last time I mentioned her (I'm not a fan).

I'm going to be keeping an eye out now though!

[MK Chris]

I've got that on DVD, but haven't watched it yet.

[Yudster]

I have seen that - it was ok, but the most prominent memory I have of it is that Natalie Portman has a very funny shaped head.

[unclejoesmintballs]

the miserable weather in blackpool is getting me down

[SAV1OUR]

Ah the mystery unravels, you're from the same place I am, I moved away from that dive ages ago, plus Leeds have nicked their footy manager, as for the weather, self explanatory, you'll be bouncing off the walls come Summer, the tumbleweed rolls across the prom in spectacular fashion at this time of year.

[unclejoesmintballs]

nah mate im from wigan and now live in preston just stayin with a few friends in b-pool for a few days. i spent 4 years in this place and for 2 of them i worked at the hell hole if you know what i mean

[foot-loose]

Sisters are no go areas. Including mine, before either of you start.

Is she hot?

I can confirm foot-loose's sister is hot.

Really? Piccy please!

No.

She has the face like the back of a bus.
I love that joke...

No.

She has the face like the back of a bus.
I love that joke...

I'm guessing she's on an advert then?

Yes.

Yep... you might have seen her.

Yes.

The only person I can think of seeing on the back of a bus is Susie McGuire from Clyde 1. I doubt it's her or he'd have moaned at me the last time I mentioned her (I'm not a fan).

Have I mentioned my dislike of this woman? My sister is not Susie "i like my men like i like my coffee" McGuire.

I'm going to be keeping an eye out now though!

Yes.

[Zoot]

I stepped out the shower yesterday, dried myself off, bent down to put my socks on, toppled backwards and burnt my arse on the radiator.
I'm having trouble sitting comfortably today.

[Boboff]

Come on, that sounds like the MP guy on Little Britain.

Yes I went to the Toilet and tripped on some soap, I fell into a cubicle and as I was about to go for a Wee, my Penis was exposed, and it slid into a hole adjoining another cubicle where a young lad was placing his mouth against the hole to see if it was as big as his mouth, unfortunately my Penis entered the young chaps mouth, and at that point was when the Police entered the Toilet and arrested me!

[Munki Bhoy]

Yeah, who the hell puts socks on first? Have you any idea how ridiculous you look naked except for socks? It's the same the other way round. When you're getting undressed there's a sock gap...

Go watch Coupling, Jeff explains it better than I can.

[chrysostom]

Many men have fallen in the sock gap...

[Sunny So Cal]

Bless.

[Munki Bhoy]

I was going to point out that I haven't seen a bus in weeks and that I thought they were avoiding me and had been since that walk home before New Year, but I saw one this morning with two of the scariest looking guys I've ever seen. Some advert for a programme on Nickelodeon.

I'm guessing neither of them are foots' sister.

[foot-loose]

Yeah, who the hell puts socks on first? Have you any idea how ridiculous you look naked except for socks? It's the same the other way round.

Munki speaketh the truth.

I was going to point out that I haven't seen a bus in weeks and that I thought they were avoiding me and had been since that walk home before New Year, but I saw one this morning with two of the scariest looking guys I've ever seen. Some advert for a programme on Nickelodeon.

I'm guessing neither of them are foots' sister.

No.

[MK Chris]

Is she still on the bus adverts? Post that photo you had of the advert again foot-loose... please?

[foot-loose]

Is she still on the bus adverts? Post that photo you had of the advert again foot-loose... please?

I don't recall posting that photo of her in the first place.

[MK Chris]

Perhaps you didn't... I'm sure I've seen it though, you either sent it to me or you posted it.

[foot-loose]

It was on her bebo.

[foot-loose]

Shes advertising the bus company.

You advertise killing kids? Thats not right.

[MK Chris]

It was on her bebo.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you took it from there and sent it to me (I doubt I would have access to her Bebo, particularly since I don't have an account.)

if I'm behind a double decker, I can only really see his knees cos the main bit of the sign is above.

Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but if you can't see the entire back of the bus, you are about the worst tailgater I've ever known.

[Yudster]

if I'm behind a double decker, I can only really see his knees cos the main bit of the sign is above.

Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but if you can't see the entire back of the bus, you are about the worst tailgater I've ever known.

I have to say, my initial thought when I read that was "Char, you are too close to the damn bus!"

[catherine]

Yeah, who the hell puts socks on first? Have you any idea how ridiculous you look naked except for socks? It's the same the other way round. When you're getting undressed there's a sock gap...

Go watch Coupling, Jeff explains it better than I can.

I have a thing about feet, they're horrible looking, weirdly enough so does my boyfriend so we always keep our socks on. Even when I had a shower whilst he was round I put socks on afterwards so I was just in a towel and socks.

[MK Chris]

always pulling out willy

...

[Yudster]

If he hadn't done it, I would have.

[Munki Bhoy]

I'm still shocked at the concept of mentioning how weird feet are to talking about buses pulling out without changing sentence.