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By Ballbag
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Topher wrote:
Bonanzoid wrote:My new MP3 player is making me smile. It's the titties!

What is it?


It's a small consumer electronics device that stores, organizes and plays audio files, usually through headphones.
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By MK Chris
#353858
Haha, someone's been taking inspiration from Airplane.
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By Zoot
#353861
Ballbag wrote:
Topher wrote:
Bonanzoid wrote:My new MP3 player is making me smile. It's the titties!

What is it?


It's a small consumer electronics device that stores, organizes and plays audio files, usually through headphones.


... but that's not important right now.
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By TIAL
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tom greeni wrote:£5/1 hour

Is this the rate the restaurants are paying nowadays? I wouldn't consider that a good wage, but I guess it depends how old you are. That said, my first Saturday job paid me £1.92 an hour.


It's not that bad considering at Tom's age, minimum wage is £3.40 per hour. He could be doing a lot worse.

Speaking of which, off to work I go.
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By MK Chris
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Everybody starts somewhere though, but you have to try and expand on one word answers slightly.

Woo, I made Charlalottie's signature!
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By timp
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Sorry this has to be done.
Topher wrote: but it's imperative all your spelling and grammar is 100% accurate on a job application, otherwise, what's the image your portraying of yourself?


I don't know Topher, what's the image you're portraying of yourself? 8)
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By MK Chris
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* sake. Well spotted.
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By Boboff
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timp wrote:Sorry this has to be done.
Topher wrote: but it's imperative all your spelling and grammar is 100% accurate on a job application, otherwise, what's the image your portraying of yourself?


I don't know Topher, what's the image you're portraying of yourself? 8)


That's funny timp.

Still I think it's nice when you see that people make a mistake, to me it proves they are Human.
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By MK Chris
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foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:* sake. Well spotted.

So does this mean you are gonna stop being a * to everyone who * up their apostrophes?

Dickshit.

Nope. I made a mistake, I deserved to be picked up on it, just as others do.

I don't pick up on everything anyway.
By Ballbag
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Topher wrote:
foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:* sake. Well spotted.

So does this mean you are gonna stop being a * to everyone who * up their apostrophes?

Dickshit.

Nope. I made a mistake, I deserved to be picked up on it, just as others do.

I don't pick up on everything anyway.


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That's a good one Topher...... you pedantic swine you.
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By TIAL
#354103
charlalottie wrote:I am really really really happy right now because I just had my driving lesson and for the first time I didn't stall! If I drive like that next week, I'll pass my test.


I wouldn't worry too much - I stalled on my test but didn't get severely punished for it as I had learned how to recover really quickly. If you can do that you'll be OK (from my experience).
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By TIAL
#354115
Making me smile, listening to the Ibiza coverage on Radio 1. It's a bit like Glastonbury - great to watch/listen, but I wouldn't want to go.
(20 days to Reading!)
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