[Bullet]

Karwen? I don't get it?

no read the word, you can make a rude word out of it

[S4B]

Karwen? I don't get it?

no read the word, you can make a rude word out of it

*groans*

Foots where's Fred?

[foot-loose]

I'm like a trained monkey today!

[S4B]

**Throws Foots some peanuts**

[foot-loose]

[S4B]

Oooh you are on form tonight!

[MK Chris]

i know its a bit off the point but i live near newark, find the anogram

There is a table tennis team in Milton Keynes called the Milton Keynes Newarks for that very reason.

[Boboff]

it has all the same letters as wankers you know.

[pinkunicorn123]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f99/s ... acocok.jpg

[MK Chris]

Seriously?

You disappoint men.*

*That was a typo, but I found it funny so I left it in.

[MK Chris]

This one takes the biscuit...

[Munki Bhoy]

A girl at my school was called Pamela Ness. Shorten that first name to P and... well, you can guess school wasn't great for her.

[bbb]

A teacher at my old high school was called Ian dick we were told just to call Mr Dickey instead of Mr Dick. In my cause I was aloud to call him Ian as I was a teachers pet :p if you want a odd name I will give you my last name and that is Redpath most people oddly seem to spell it wrong

[Vivienne]

Oh no.

[Munki Bhoy]

Oh, I'm a graduate of the Computing department of Glasgow Uni too. If anyone heard Scott Mills going on about that in one show, you'll know just how many odd names I was subjected to.

W Paul *.
Sandy Beavers.
Simon Gay.
Peter Dickman.
Muffy Calder.

I think that was the five Scott mentioned. We never worked out what the W stood for, we just hoped it really was William.