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By Nicola_Red
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I'm wearing the dress I bought for the Moyles live show today! It's very nice.
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By dimtimjim
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Nicola_Red wrote:I'm wearing the dress I bought for the Moyles live show today!


Got the stains out of it then?! :wink:
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By Nicola_Red
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What are you implying?! :) (answer carefully - I was sat with Chris Harris...)
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By dimtimjim
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You said that, not me!

I was refereing to wee-Benji, but if you wanna give the game away...! :D
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By dimtimjim
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What, but Mr Harris wasn't....?! What are you suggesting Nic?!! :D
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By chrysostom
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"What time did the Chinese person go to the dentist?"

"2:30 (Tooth Hurty)".

It comes from the belief that east Asian immigrants to English speaking countries are incapable of speaking comprehensive English.
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By Johnny 1989
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chrysostom wrote:Also Yuds - I did some reading, and it turns out that Celebrations (and Mars) made their decision to abolish the Galaxy Truffle based on 'consumer feedback', so a social media campaign might be enough to push them into including them again :D



chrysostom wrote:Anyone who chose the Twix over Galaxy Truffle is an idiot.

It's all a cost cutting coverup I tells ya!


Idiots! Malteasers and Truffle were the best of the lot, they needed to put more of those in the tin not as little as they do/did, bloody Twix over Truffle, my arse!

chrysostom wrote:"What time did the Chinese person go to the dentist?"

"2:30 (Tooth Hurty)".

It comes from the belief that east Asian immigrants to English speaking countries are incapable of speaking comprehensive English.


I've always known it as:

"What time should you go to the dentist?"

"Tooth Hurty" (2:30)

Never heard of the Chinaman version though
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By Nicola_Red
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Nicola_Red wrote:Met a cute boy online, having fun emailing him :) and for once he lives pretty close so actually have a hope of meeting him in person!


I have developed the fear that the boy in question may have now joined up here and is stalking me. We shall see.
By Tunster
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chrysostom wrote:The possibility of Virgin Trains getting West Coast Mainline back has made me very happy!

I've always loved using the Virgin Trains! Damn glad that Sir Richard was on the ball. Can only imagine if the government went ahead and let FirstGroup crumble to possibly cost the tax payer millions if they'd admit this after the contract was signed. I'm worried the FirstGroup didn't even calculate their own risk though with their bid. :?
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By dimtimjim
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Just had a Christmas dwinky invite from someone I wouldn't have necessarily expected one from. I feel genuinely touched, just at the thought! :)
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