[Nicola_Red]

Use Tapatalk! It's Gangnam Style.

My 3G isn't good up in the steel tower of doom. And yes Tim, I believe you on that

[James H]

I'm finally making some headway with my Golden Hour project, it took me to coding an admin backend to actually bother with this...

[Nicola_Red]

Just sold some tickets to someone with a compuserve email address

[neilt0]

Just sold some tickets to someone with a compuserve email address

Was it DocBrown@1984.delorean.compuserve.com ?

[Nicola_Red]

Ha! Alas, no.

[chrysostom]

Andy Carroll's Bebo Page

[Nicola_Red]

I just purchased a cuddly uterus. Yes, you read that correctly.

http://lunapads.com/uterus-plush.html

[The Deadly]

Andy Carroll's Bebo Page

'enjoys flick ons'

[HA94]

Andy Carroll's Bebo Page

"I'm from Gateshead in Newcastle. I have lived there all my life but just moved back from Preston." He hasn't lived in Gateshead all his life then has he?

[chrysostom]

I'm pretty sure he was on loan there

[Nicola_Red]

If he doesn't mean that he lived in Preston, that's a poorly constructed sentence. If he does mean that he lived in Preston, then he hasn't lived in Gateshead all his life.

[Yudster]

I just purchased a cuddly uterus. Yes, you read that correctly.

http://lunapads.com/uterus-plush.html

The psychoanalyst who lives inside my head is ITCHING to say something.....!!

[chrysostom]

Given that he'd have been around 19/20 at the time, left school at 16 and he will have never focused on education as a priority - I don't think it's fair to pull him up on grammar & lexicon.

He was on loan at Preston for 6 months, think he can be excused for not counting that as 'living there' given he probably came home at the weekends!

[Nicola_Red]

I just purchased a cuddly uterus. Yes, you read that correctly.

http://lunapads.com/uterus-plush.html

The psychoanalyst who lives inside my head is ITCHING to say something.....!!

Please do! I love it. It's so cute.

Given that he'd have been around 19/20 at the time, left school at 16 and he will have never focused on education as a priority - I don't think it's fair to pull him up on grammar & lexicon.

He was on loan at Preston for 6 months, think he can be excused for not counting that as 'living there' given he probably came home at the weekends!

Okay. You've gotta bear in mind I have no idea who this person is (also, nobody would admit to having lived in Preston if they could avoid it.)

[St@rk]

3rd day into a new job - loving the challenge of knowing very little again

[Bonanzoid]

Andy Carroll's Bebo Page

I wondered if it was genuine, then I saw 'I enjoy spending time with my pals from football and home and havin a drink with them' which made me think it probably was. The post by 'Kenny Dalglish' is rather good too.

[Yudster]

I just purchased a cuddly uterus. Yes, you read that correctly.

http://lunapads.com/uterus-plush.html

The psychoanalyst who lives inside my head is ITCHING to say something.....!!

Please do! I love it. It's so cute.

Nah, you know what it would be, and its irrelevant anyway! You do make me smile at times though Nic!

[Bonanzoid]

With a uterus cushion, will there be any womb for more on your bed/couch?

[R94N]

Very punny.

[dimtimjim]

My friend who is now in Australia, stories of how life is just that little bit different out there to how we do things.

Example:

Birthdays at work. We send a nice polite email to all staff to say there is some complimentary cake available to celebrate another year of gained wisdom.

In Aus...

[chrysostom]

Don't get Yuds started on work cake...

[Yudster]

I do work cake! Just not on my birthday.

[Nicola_Red]

When my cousin from Australia and her bf came over here on a gap year I was amazed by how different things seem to be there than here. I'm guessing it depends on the area of Aus - they live in Tasmania - but it was like they were culturally 40 years behind us. They thought it was acceptable to say 'n**ger' - my mum had to explain to them that if they were heard saying that in public they would be arrested for inciting racial hatred.

[dimtimjim]

but it was like they were culturally 40 IQ points behind us.

Innit.

[Nicola_Red]

My cousin is not stupid, ta. Just culturally very different.