[Nicola_Red]

Ha! What are you, 18? I'd eat you alive. Bonanzoid, I'm afraid whether we go by username or real first name you'll still be after Ben in the queue. Are you're worried he's got the clap?

[St@rk]

Ha! What are you, 18? .... Are you're worried he's got the clap?

<gets out the popcorn>

This thread of convo is making me laugh today!

[HA94]

Surnames I guess. I think that makes Badger first if I recall rightly. Those of you who contributed to the tribute book, I can use your email addresses for my nefarious slutty purposes.

Thank goodness for that. Thought I would have to have a threesome with Badger

[The Deadly]

I just want to have sex. Sex sex sex

[Bonanzoid]

Ha! What are you, 18? I'd eat you alive. Bonanzoid, I'm afraid whether we go by username or real first name you'll still be after Ben in the queue. Are you're worried he's got the clap?

Amongst other things.

[bmstinton93]

19 actually...!


Haha well if I did then everyone on this forum soon would...

[Nicola_Red]

Hey hey, speak for yourself. I may be a slut, but I'm a clean one.

[The Deadly]

I love all this sex talk. We should have a dedicated sex thread.

[Nicola_Red]

We did once have a 'which board member would you shag?' thread. Maybe we should resurrect that.

[The Deadly]

Aren't there about 3 women here though? My options are slightly limited.

[Chris]

Better in a separate thread than this one. Back to topic, please.

[Nicola_Red]

You're right what's making me smile today...in Preston for the Guild! About to roll my hair and get my seamed stockings on for the Vintage Weekend.

[bmstinton93]

Aren't there about 3 women here though? My options are slightly limited.

I can turn for you if you like.

[Yudster]

I (temporarily) have a little car!

[The Deadly]

Frankie Boyle has blocked me on twitter. Makes me laugh as I have no idea what I've done or said to annoy him.

[Nicola_Red]

Have you said anything at all to him?...

I recall richbrown had a similar problem where Lord Sugar had blocked him. However, he managed to set up a bot that retweeted everything Lord Sugar tweeted

[The Deadly]

Have you said anything at all to him?...

I recall richbrown had a similar problem where Lord Sugar had blocked him. However, he managed to set up a bot that retweeted everything Lord Sugar tweeted

Going back through every tweet I have discovered I questioned him on a joke he made about Chris when he announced he was leaving the show. It really tells you a lot about Mr Boyle when he can make jokes about dead/missing/disabled children but can't deal with a member of the public questioning his opinion. Pathetic.

[SAV1OUR]

That were brilliant this morn, hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

[yummytummy]

Finally got my name read out on rob dj quiz been trying for ages

I was Nichola from Enfield with the parody songs.

[DevilsDuck]

*reads back the last 3 pages*

I dont think you have to sleep with them all again...that means you only have three to go Nic...but you will never get them all...I have standards that I wont let slip...not even for charity

[Nicola_Red]

Newsreader on Newsbeat just said 'labia' when he meant to say 'label'. Ahahahaha.

[bmstinton93]

Ordered something off Amazon a few weeks back that didn't come so applied for a refund then ordered again. The new one came today but when I went to the sorting office to go get it the old one was there as well I just hadn't been told. So applied for a refund for the new one so basically got it for free.

[The Deadly]

I just got out of work 7 hours early. This pleases me.

[Yudster]

Series 1 - 5 box set of The Big Bang Theory has arrived! It was here yesterday actually, just that I wasn't.

Happy Anniversary Mr Yudster.

[dimtimjim]

Thats a pretty good 'versary gift... Must highlight this to Mrs DTJ.