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By chrysostom
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charlalottie wrote:It made me smile too! Just hoping we pull a similar result in 4 weeks.


That's also my birthday. If Spurs somehow get knocked down to 6th that day, it would be one of the best birthdays ever*

*one of my worst being the year that Chelsea knocked us out of the Champions League, which I watched from my bed as I'd decided that was a good day to drink for the first time - which culminated in me drinking an entire bottle of whiskey and throwing up in a screening of 'The cat in the hat'.
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By dimtimjim
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BOOM! You can't keep a good man down.

I'm back in work people, back up in Sheffield! Only, initially, for a month, but we'll see... My old boss was so flattering using terms like wanting her 'dream team' back together (me n my supervisor), saying she needs to know she has a 'safe pair of hands' on a job. HELL YEAH!

I'm so happy right now I'm gonna have a wee dance in my bedroom! Whoop!!
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By Yudster
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Nice one Tim. Shame its Sheffield, but nice one anyway!
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By a-moron
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Done Sir,

As the duck stated, always get the plastic down and make sure it's secure. I tried a urine dance before. Pissed in my eye, tripped on my make-shift flooring and damn near kicked the cat out the window.

So remember, safety first.
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By dimtimjim
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First day of working up North again! Arrived too early, so going for a nice stroll in the morning sun... Oh, and treated m'sen to a Greggs sausage roll - one for the waistline!
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By Yudster
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"Treated m'sen"? You're in Sheffield - "Tret m'sen"!!!
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By Yudster
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chrysostom wrote:Even in a northern dialect, Yuds knows all the SPAG.


That, and I have family in Sheffield, they all talk funny and so do their friends.
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By chrysostom
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This modern day version of the 3 Little Pigs by the Guardian has made me very happy.

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By dimtimjim
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Yudster wrote: in Sheffield, they all talk funny


She's right. They do. It is 'Tret M'sen', too.

Fail.
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By chrysostom
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theflyingbadger wrote:Tret M'sen sounds like a Parisian Patisserie.


This has made me and my Sheffield born gf laugh a lot. One of your finest posts.

Working from home today is making me happy today, lying in bed replying to emails with the cm show on live for the first time in ages. It's Friday and I'm off on a road trip tomorrow. In a great mood.
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By dimtimjim
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charlalottie wrote:I have new underwear on


For some reason, this has made me happy too...
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By Yudster
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See even I now have a mental image of Char sitting in her house wearing nothing but her undies and shiny green nail polish. I think it disturbs me more than it does Tim though.
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By MK Chris
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What's "tret m'sen" then? Clearly from above "tret" means "treat", what's "m'sen"? "my..." I'm sure it has something to do with friends or colleagues or something, but I can't work out what word it derives from, am I being thick?
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By Yudster
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Topher wrote:What's "tret m'sen" then? Clearly from above "tret" means "treat", what's "m'sen"? "my..." I'm sure it has something to do with friends or colleagues or something, but I can't work out what word it derives from, am I being thick?

"Myself".

chrysostom wrote:Also I think I got a guy from Swansea arrested on ground of hate speech on twitter/violence on youtube.

I'm glad.


Excellent - I said after the precedent there has been recently that it would be hard for them to ignore. Well played Andrew.
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By a-moron
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chrysostom wrote:
theflyingbadger wrote:Tret M'sen sounds like a Parisian Patisserie.


This has made me and my Sheffield born gf laugh a lot. One of your finest posts.

Working from home today is making me happy today, lying in bed replying to emails with the cm show on live for the first time in ages. It's Friday and I'm off on a road trip tomorrow. In a great mood.


From you Mr Sostom that be high praise indeed.

Hope you enjoyed your day, although quite what you're doing lying in bed with your gf only to be replying to emails is beyond me. Should've been pumping her good and proper.




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