[Yudster]

I want to hear you actually do that rap - then we'll see!

[a-moron]

Yeah cause we all know nothing sounds more credible in rap than a Scottish accent. Christ it would make Tim's yoof talk seem acceptable.

[dimtimjim]

"Your bitch'n makes you weak, a spineless pussy so to speak"
"No more than a boss-eyed freak, an anal fusion that's start'n to leak"

"Those hollow words that ya spit bore me now so * it"
"Your more full of shit than an overflowin Cess Pit"

Now THAT is a talent. S'like eminem was back on the sauce.

I want to hear you actually do that rap - then we'll see!

Not that we'd understand his Scotchish inflection...!

EDIT:

Yeah cause we all know nothing sounds more credible in rap than a Scottish accent.

Damn, you beat me too it.

Tim's yoof talk

Fo shizzle.

[MK Chris]

Charlie Brooker... I saw it live last night, but the Youtube is courtesy of someone on Yudster's Twitter feed:

Edit: Channel 4 blocked the Youtube video, but have it on their site:

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/10-o ... witch-hunt

[dimtimjim]

Love CB's miserable style.

[Bonanzoid]

I thought you were a Colchester fan Yuds? And after that, Arsenal may as well not be in the competition.

I don't dislike Arsenal particularly, but that performance was shameful. I feel for the fans that made the trip to Italy and had to watch that. Woeful is too kind a word.

I am, but we are never going to be in that competition - does that mean I can't take an interest in it?

Hardly, I just meant I didn't know you were an Arsenal follower too.

[Boboff]

Made the badgers shite little rap pale into insignigicance there Toph.

"Anal Fusion Starting to leak"

I don't do that.

[Yudster]

I thought you were a Colchester fan Yuds? And after that, Arsenal may as well not be in the competition.

I don't dislike Arsenal particularly, but that performance was shameful. I feel for the fans that made the trip to Italy and had to watch that. Woeful is too kind a word.

I am, but we are never going to be in that competition - does that mean I can't take an interest in it?

Hardly, I just meant I didn't know you were an Arsenal follower too.

I'm not, not at all - but Mr Yudster is a ManU fan so now they are out I was just saying that if Arsenal progressed it would be better than Chelsea. I don't care who beats Chelsea but I could bring myself to cheer for Arsenal in the final. Not that I will be though, not now.

[a-moron]

Made the badgers shite little rap pale into insignigicance there Toph.

He's always pissing on my parade that boy.

[Munki Bhoy]

You're a Rangers fan badger?

This whole Rangers saga is actually fantastic. I've never been so interested in football in all my days. What makes it even better is that once they've * off - Celtic will have nae competition, so they can * off as well!

It's actually glorious.

I appreciate the irony of those that sing "God Save The Queen" and proclaim to be loyal being brought down by HER MAJESTY'S Revenue and Customs.

Other than that, I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on there at the moment. I watched a press conference there and it brought up more questions than answers.

[DevilsDuck]

But they are being taken down for stealing money off every single on of us...sounds like the rest of the Scottish to me

[dimtimjim]

Last day in Weybridge. Quite sad, but onwards and upwards and all that jazz.

I got everyone cake. Roll on 11AM! (cake time, for those who didn't put two and two together).

[dimtimjim]

I got everyone cake. Roll on 11AM!

I couldn't wait!!

Also: I got a meeting request for next week, which I declined - when asked why....?

"Morning Jane,

Why? As today is my last day with ******** ******. Well, technically Monday is, but HR have grated me that as annual leave.

I did not appreciate your tones and appalling attitude with me on Tuesday so I decided my time would be better spent seeking ***** work elsewhere and handed in my notice (1 week as per my contract).

Regards,

Tim. "

[Bonanzoid]

No matter how many times I watch it, Dodgeball is an ace film. Rip Torn is outstanding.

[Yudster]

I love that film too - and today I was at Surrey Sports Park in Guildford (baby Yudster had a squash tournament there) and in one of the sports halls adjacent to the courts there was a Premier League Dodgeball fixture going on! Honestly that game is BRILLIANT! So fast, SO aggressive and completely barking mad! I now have to watch the movie again. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

[bmstinton93]

This.

[a-moron]

Took me a minute to figure out what the * was going on there but was worth persevering with.

"...I designed a winged tortuous and offered to pay for that, not my face!"



I've even went back a read through it again. It gets better and better.

"Well what am I suppsoed to do now? I've got your face tattooed in my arm!"

"Idk, Give him angry eyebrows or something"

Angry eyebrows or something, brilliant. You couldn't make it up!

Edit---------------
*Well apparently they did make it up. I like that, that amused me a lot. Bonanzoid need not bother with the link *

[Bonanzoid]

This.

It's fake apparently. Still enjoyed it.

[Boboff]

No shit Sherlock.

[Bonanzoid]

You'd be surprised at how gullible so folk are bob.

[Boboff]

Venton! Venton!

Class on top gear last week!

[Bonanzoid]

Top Gear's had some stick saying it's gone downhill, but the last 2 have been ace. The car chase they did with Ray Winstone was proper good.

[a-moron]

To be fair they only said that after the downhill skiing episode.
* Shit, I must be getting pissed because I'm rather proud of that crap joke.

[Boboff]

Badger, Bed.

The Caravan park stuff was excellent.

[chrysostom]

The result yesterday is still making me smile.

Yes it's a one off - and we have a lot of problems, but to beat the best Spurs team in 50 years with Wenger's worst team was brilliant - and provides a very bright spot in what's been a miserable 8 days, both football wise and personally. It's amazing the lift that the result of a football match can give a fan.