[bmstinton93]

*tim stokes his chin whilst sucking on a pipe*

How can you stoke your chin...?

[a-moron]

Easy! Fling coal at it when it's on fire.

[dimtimjim]

*tim strokes his chin whilst sucking on a crack pipe*

not any more, WH taught me the error of my ways.

[Nicola_Red]

She didn't smoke crack, remember? Too much money. Freebasing cocaine = much classier.

[Bonanzoid]

Making me laugh tonight - Arsenal.

[DevilsDuck]

*Waits for yuds and her gloating soapbox*

[Bonanzoid]

I can't wait for the inevitable exit of Robin van Persie. As an Arsenal fan I'd be genuinely concerned about what they'll do without him. On tonight's show they'll do well to finish mid table in the league.

[Yudster]

Bonan is allowed to gloat - his team hasn't been knocked out of the competition, therefore effectively already beaten by Arsenal like yours has Duck. Of course Bonan's team couldn't get into the competition in the first place which counts for something I suppose, but at least they weren't beaten by Arsenal. And Chelsea. And all the other teams that are still in it.

[Bonanzoid]

I thought you were a Colchester fan Yuds? And after that, Arsenal may as well not be in the competition.

I don't dislike Arsenal particularly, but that performance was shameful. I feel for the fans that made the trip to Italy and had to watch that. Woeful is too kind a word.

[DevilsDuck]

...oh balls to it!

[a-moron]

Well think yourselves lucky there is at least a team for you to follow. My dire outfit looks * and thats the best case scenario. There is always ayr united to follow now i suppose. C'mon the honest men and a great 2-1 win over the mighty falkirk tonight.

[Bonanzoid]

You're a Rangers fan badger?

[Bas]

Well think yourselves lucky there is at least a team for you to follow. My dire outfit looks * and thats the best case scenario. There is always ayr united to follow now i suppose. C'mon the honest men and a great 2-1 win over the mighty falkirk tonight.

WATP?

[foot-loose]

You're a Rangers fan badger?

This whole Rangers saga is actually fantastic. I've never been so interested in football in all my days. What makes it even better is that once they've * off - Celtic will have nae competition, so they can * off as well!

It's actually glorious.

[Boboff]

I like there manager, he was always funny on the Telly.

Administration don't mean jack though, they are just rolling the company to negate the liabilities from the Revenue, the business model if sound should stand in a reformed company without much effect on the long term competitiveness of the team.

I know there things, it's not harmed Plymouth Argyle at all...........

[dimtimjim]

Yeah, Soz Footsy-wootsy, I don't think you'll get what ya want out of this one. Like Bobs situation, I am a mighty-mighty-Leicester City fan, and we got better through our period of administration...

Sorry big man.

[Yudster]

I thought you were a Colchester fan Yuds? And after that, Arsenal may as well not be in the competition.

I don't dislike Arsenal particularly, but that performance was shameful. I feel for the fans that made the trip to Italy and had to watch that. Woeful is too kind a word.

I am, but we are never going to be in that competition - does that mean I can't take an interest in it?

[a-moron]

Oh boys, boys, boys (I'm looking for a good time), If only it were that simple.

They are putting a nice spin on it at the moment that the club will be stronger for entering administration but that is just a front. The man at the helm is at best 'a chancer' and has so far not paid £9million in PAYE, made £24million in advance season ticket sales vanish from the books and managed to get his own Administrators in(one of whom stood shoulder to shoulder with Mr Chancer on the day he took over) to oversee the proceedings.

ADD to that the impending case against HMRC for £49million in unpaid tax and interest for using offshore accounts to pay players wages it really isn't a case of helping the club get back in order, there really is distinct possibility of having to liquidate the club if they lose the case. If that does happen, Mr Chancer will do very nicely out of such a situation financially.

Mr Chancer - More full of shit than a field full of constipated bovine. Not so good.

[dimtimjim]

More full of shit than a field full of constipated bovine.

Wouldn't constipated bovine lead to a relatively shit free field?!

Jus' a thought...

I did try to google it for confirmation, but got all sorts of 'Internet usage policy' warning ping up on my screen.

[a-moron]

The bovine themselves being the ones full of shit was my thinkings.

[dimtimjim]

Ah.... Y'know, I see what you did there. The moo-moo's themselves, not the field. I gets it now.

Criticism retracted, faith in stripy faced road kill restored.

[Boboff]

Perhaps

"More full of shit than an overflowing Cess Pit"

"more full of Shit than a Portaloo at Glastonbury on a Monday"

or

"More full of shit than a incontinet Pensioners Pants at a NewCross care home"

All perhaps more fitting than your constipated Cows in a field Simily

Just saying, thats all.

[Yudster]

Yes, it didn't work at all - the phrase "a field full of constipated cows" clearly identifies the field as the object, therefore the thing which is associated with containing the vast amount of shit. "More full of shit than a herd of constipated cows" would have worked, but "more full of shit than a field of constipated cows" doesn't, because as someone correctly pointed out, such a field would be relatively shit-free.

[dimtimjim]

^^Wot I sed, put into HRH Lizzie's English^^

[a-moron]

Perhaps

"More full of shit than an overflowing Cess Pit"

"more full of Shit than a Portaloo at Glastonbury on a Monday"

or

"More full of shit than a incontinet Pensioners Pants at a NewCross care home"

All perhaps more fitting than your constipated Cows in a field Simily

Just saying, thats all.

I like the Cess Pit one, feels like it could be used in a rap battle.

"Your bitch'n makes you weak, a spineless pussy so to speak"
"No more than a boss-eyed freak, an anal fusion that's start'n to leak"

"Those hollow words that ya spit bore me now so * it"
"Your more full of shit than an overflowin Cess Pit"



Yuds & Tim, eat shit.