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By Boboff
#257110
Ahh, look that shed's got grannies hinges
By Ballbag
#257122
hahahahaha..... nice one dude.
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By Boboff
#257124
Your shed shares a likeness around the hinges to Boboffs Santa's Grannies hinges, which is obviously a joke, and made funnier by the choice of term hinge, which sounds like minge, a term oft used to refer to a ladies genitalia, see ?
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By hannahisgreat
#257131
right... and no thanks, not particularly...
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By Boboff
#257135
Would madam care for some more gravy ?
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By hannahisgreat
#257136
um, no. Lemin meringue would be nice. Do you know how I remember to spell meringur correctly?
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By Boboff
#257140
you don't all the time, and as this thread is all about you yes I would love too know.
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By hannahisgreat
#257142
wooooooooooooooooooooopsie, yeh well, I remember it as Lemon Mer-ring-gue. HEY! THAT RHYMES WITH PINGU! God, my head is so full of crap...
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By Boboff
#257144
As indeed is my Colon and intestine
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By Yudster
#257146
But not your septic tank, at least not any more!
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By Boboff
#257148
I had it pumped out, but it's still blocking up !

Nightmare, if it's dry over the weekend I am going to have to revisit the unblocking rods job !

Not looking forward to that !
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By Yudster
#257151
You'll smell. Again.
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By Boboff
#257155
I work in a place that makes chutney, I always smell !
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By hannahisgreat
#257157
Yummy, all this talk of lemon meringue and septic tanks is making me hungry...
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By Yudster
#257158
Boboff will send you some fudge if you ask him. Go on, he likes you!
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By hannahisgreat
#257159
OOOOOOO! Fugde! Actually, any chocolate icecream around?
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By Yudster
#257161
Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough? Bring a spoon.
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By Boboff
#257163
Do you remember your first avatar ?
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By Yudster
#257172
No.
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By Longview01
#257191
Fowler wrote:Is there any threads you like on here? You seem forever saying "this is the worst thread".


I just enjoy the saying "worst thread ever"

this has gotta be in the top ten worst threads ever.
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By kendra k
#257195
i prefer saying "worst poster evar!!!"

and so now i will.

WORST POSTER EVAR!!!
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By hannahisgreat
#257223
Wow this actual thread nearly has 1000 veiws. Who could be our 1000th customer?!
I've already gone waaaaay past that stage personally...
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