[princesslia]

ok ill change my list would be :-




Take that,


and chantel

There are too many people for me to list, so I would like to put the people I would LIKE to be stuck in a lift with.
The gorgeous Ben Shepherd.
Robbie Williams. yes this grannyrocker loves him.
Sean Connery...Well he's a little bit older than me.
The Macdonald Brothers to sing I would walk Ten Thousand Miles .. to me.
Peter Andre.. so I could tell him to stick some tape round Jordans mouth before they go on any interview together so that he can get a word in.
just a few to put in the pot.
Have to put someone I would most HATE to be stuck in a lift with...
Chris Moyles, because if I was stuck in the lift with him, and knew he would make me laugh sooooooooo much, and imagine not being able to run out to the loo, especially at my age. LOVE to meet him but not in a lift, simply for the above reasons only.xx loving him.





.

[princesslia]

For all of time and ever always. Or until the lift engineer turned up...

1. Gwen Stefani (I'd end up stoving her head in with my shoe)
2. Colin Murray
3. Leona off X-Factor (I'd assume she'd try and kill us all with a Power Ballad attack)
4. The kn*b off the Picture Loans advert
5. Jeremy Kyle (The thought of me and him in an enclosed space and him saying "Go on, be a man and shake my hand" over and over again is horrifying).

Thaaaaaaaaaaat is soooooooooo funny quote THE KNOB OF THE PICTURE LOANS ADVERT. I agree 100% I cringe and squirm every time I see him on that advert, especially the bit where the has the ball in his hands, and he says yes............... cringe cringe.

[princesslia]

1. Arsene Wenger
2. Kate Thornton
3. Confused.com bloke
4. Ricky Martin
5. That weird one from Eton Road

I always thought no.1 was arse and wanker, that's what my 2 sons tell me, have I been missinformed by them. tut tut. Remind me not to repeat everything my sons tell me in future.

[SAV1OUR]

For all of time and ever always. Or until the lift engineer turned up...

1. Gwen Stefani (I'd end up stoving her head in with my shoe)
2. Colin Murray
3. Leona off X-Factor (I'd assume she'd try and kill us all with a Power Ballad attack)
4. The kn*b off the Picture Loans advert
5. Jeremy Kyle (The thought of me and him in an enclosed space and him saying "Go on, be a man and shake my hand" over and over again is horrifying).

Thaaaaaaaaaaat is soooooooooo funny quote THE KNOB OF THE PICTURE LOANS ADVERT. I agree 100% I cringe and squirm every time I see him on that advert, especially the bit where the has the ball in his hands, and he says yes............... cringe cringe.

How about this one.. DEBTBUSTER LOANS!!!

YOU know the one....Two wannabe middle classed people, man and woman, sit around their cosy kitchen table cooing over a phone crapping emselves in sheer desperation **FREEZEFRAME* You need a debtbusterloan! In an ectasylike fashion they perk right up and fight over the phone like a bunch of schoolkids. Proof if ever needed that these ads appeal to morons. Hopefully they wouldnt get a signal in a lift but id still wanna top myself if I saw them clutching their daily mails.

What else did I think of today? Just everyday stuff and Im gonna encounter it more and more during crimbo shop:

Just try and force-feed me a copy of the MEN before the lift pings, they'll be soaking your blood up with it, if need be....

Same goes for a person with the Big Issue, who looks like a chavvie lowlife and talks like one, your magazine and that of your hobo head shall be wedged firmly between the doors.

Watch this space for more 'life in a lift' rants..

[Ballbag]

Why does everyone's list seem to have some no-mark of a TV advert, or someone who's "just appeared on the TV" (Kate Thornton, Jeremy Kyle, Take That, Jan Leaming). Come on, cast your imagination back past the last 24 hours.

This is lazy list making.

[Yudster]

1. My best friend's dad (he was a pervert).
2. Elvis Presley. God help the rest of us if he got hungry.
3. Salman Rushdie. I might be tempted to carry out the fatwa. And I'm not even Muslim.
4. Swampy. Nice bloke, heart in the right place, but he stinks. Big time. Bad stuck-lift companion.
5. Any member of my family. One thing for me to die in a lift, that I can handle - but I wouldn't want any of them to have to.

[Ballbag]

Well done Yudster, well thought out, nice varied examples and well put accross. Good reasoning too... not just "the Halifax guy.... cos everyone else here has put someone from an advert........ derrrrr"".

A-

[Yudster]

Its a good job I like you Baggie, otherwise I would just think that last post was patronising b*llsh*t from an egotistical w*anker who is so far up his own a*se he could remove his own tonsils with one bite. But I do, so thats ok.

[Ballbag]

Its a good job I like you Baggie, otherwise I would just think that last post was patronising but accurate brilliance from an unegotistical willy wonker fan who is so far up the M1 he could remove his own tonsils with one can of Tetleys. But I do, so thats ok.

[Yudster]

Baggie, this is why you can't have nice things...........

[Ballbag]

:roll:

Baggie, this is why you can't have nice things...........




BUT I LOVE YOU........ there I said it.

Thanks yudster.

[Boboff]

:roll:

Baggie, this is why you can't have nice things...........




BUT I LOVE BOBOFF........ there I said it.

As do I yudster.

Thanks

[Boboff]

old trick now boring, can we stop ?

[The Magic Mullet]

Well done Yudster, well thought out, nice varied examples and well put accross. Good reasoning too... not just "the Halifax guy.... cos everyone else here has put someone from an advert........ derrrrr"".

A-

Listen buster, don't make me dish out a knuckle sandwich.

Fine, new 5.

Errrrrrrrrrm.....

Kate Thornton...

[Boboff]

Joan Rivers

[Yudster]

Five. List. List of five. Please.

[Boboff]

Adolf Hiller
Jenny Eclair
Ester Ransom
Paul Gamberchiny
Joan Rivers